The Mythical Mismatch Matchup Thread

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Xplosive, May 23, 2014.

  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Pretty self explanatory. List some random matchups that would be utter mismatches/beatdowns. Only rule is, they have to be relative to the weight class. No more than one division above at least. Meaning, no Carl Froch vs Tyson. As lovely as that matchup sounds.

    Here's a few I thought up:

    Tavoris Cloud vs Dwight Qawi

    Khan vs Pryor

    Brandon Rios vs Duran

    Juan Diaz vs Tszyu

    Chumpez Junior vs Roy

    Cintron vs Donald Curry

    Margarito vs Julian Jackson

    Others?
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2014
  2. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Hearns vs Canelo

    Trinidad vs Kirkland

    Chavez vs Baby Bull

    Tyson vs Haye

    Bowe vs Wlad
     
  3. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Arreola vs a prime Tua.

    Never was there a bum more perfectly made to make Tua look like a superstar than Arreola.

    Arreola would be cursing all the way to the ER.
     
  4. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Abner Mares vs a prime Hamed.

    I hate Mares. Would have been a joy to watch Hamed decapitate him.
     
  5. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Kelly Pavlik vs James Toney. The alchy was made in Heaven for a prime Toney.
     
  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Vitali Klitschko vs. Baby Jake Matlala
     
  7. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Bobby Czyz vs Rocky Marciano at Cruiser
     
  8. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Andre Berto vs Pipino Cuevas
     
  9. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    That wouldn't be a mismatch since Matlala could fight tall
     
  10. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    True

    He probably stops wald pussy
     
  11. Fortunato

    Fortunato WBC Champion

    McCallum vs. Kirkland

    Norris vs. Angulo

    Hearns vs. Khan

    Bob Foster vs. Chavez Jr.

    Duran vs. Victor Ortiz

    Arguello vs. Broner
     
  12. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Canelo vs Leonard: Ray lands at absolute will.

    Brandon Rios vs a prime Mosley: Not even a prime Mosley really. Any version of Mosley that's not totally shot beats the Holy fucking shit outta Rios.

    Cooney vs Tyson: Can't see Cooney lasting very long.

    Nando Vargas vs Carlos Monzon: Vargas goes back to Oxnard in a pine box.

    Froch vs Spinks: Froch got dropped by the right hands of Taylor and Groves, and hurt by Kessler's. I think it's safe to say the Spinks Jinx leaves him laid on the canvas, dreaming of milking cows.

    Maidana vs Tito: It's nice that Maidana has become so overrated lately. It'd be fun to watch Tito blast his head into the cheap seats.

    Angulo vs Duran: Might be the most horrific beating you'll ever see.

    Angel Mandredy vs Edwin Rosario: Fuck Manfredy! Never liked him. Would have been fun to watch El Chapo execute him.

    Michael Katsidis vs Chico Corrales: This would be ugly for the Aussie. He was absolutely made to order for Corrales.

    Hatton vs Prime Chavez: Ricky gets the ever living shit beaten outta him.

    Arturo Gatti vs Mel Taylor: If Gatti thought Robinson landed on him at will..........
     
    Last edited: May 24, 2014
  13. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    wald pussy vs a kodiak grizzly. steel cage match
     
  14. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    James Kirkland vs Nigel Benn: Doesn't matter much what kinda training Mann Wolfe puts Kirkland through. He gets taken out in highlight reel fashion.
     
  15. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Duran vs Khan. OMGIMMAPASSOUT that'd be so good.
     
  16. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    You don't think Mann Wolfe's similar physique and hair style wouldn't prepare Kirkland? Maybe James just spars with his trainer and it gives him all he needs to learn about Benn.
     
  17. puerto rock

    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Hearns vs Margarito

    Pryor vs Broner

    Chavez vs Katsidis
     
  18. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive


    Lol that'd be great
     
  19. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    i'd love to see a prime Mike Tyson vs a prime duran
     
  20. loadedgloves

    loadedgloves "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    It'd be over in 2 rounds tops, I think fights that'd result in long(er) one-sided beatings are better for this topic.. usually involving a skilled guy with moderate power who isn't afraid to be aggressive, vs a tough guy with a good chin & limited skills (a la Mayweather-Gatti, Hopkins-Joppy, et al)
     
  21. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Yeah, Duran would be able to take Khan LITERALLY whenever he felt like it.
     
  22. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    Hagler vs. Canelo
     
  23. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Nice one.

    It'd be a replay of what Hagler did to Sibson. Only Sibson was an aggressive brawler, and Canelo is more a counter puncher, so it'd be even more one sided.
     
    Last edited: May 26, 2014

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