Fighter with the coolest name ever

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    It's a nickname but the ancient bareknuckle fighter Dutch Sam Elias was known as "The Terrible Jew" back in the day ... somebody ought to bring that back ... MWS? turn pro, man

    On Dick Tiger's very early pro record as a crude novice in Nigeria, there are some ridiculous opponent names like "Blackie Power" and "Super Human Power" as well as "Easy Dynamite"
     
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    During the commentary, would Max Kellerman and Steve Weisfeld ever score rounds for Hitler The Killer?
     
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    If only Hitler the Killer and The Terrible Jew were around at the same time, in the same division :lol:
     
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    Lampley "Hitler The Killer continues to COOK Zab JEWdah with the jab. Steve Weisfeld, how do you have it through 3?"
     
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    The promoters would do everything to put that fight together and then try to claim with a straight face it had nothing to do with race or politics. :lol:
     
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    Weisfeld would be calling for a dq for every minor infraction. :l3:
     
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    "Like I said before, the Terrible Jew is a young, hungry Zion. So I'm gonna prepared, but like I said before, there is no blueprint."
     
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    terrible jew would have been a fitting nickname for dmitriy salita

    Dingko Singh was a legit name
     
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    Sam Langford was known as "The Boston Tar Baby", believe it or not

    That'd be like nicknaming a fighter "The Filthy nagger" or something
     
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    Wanna guess at the nickname I gave to Barry McGugian?
     
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    Hahaha...he of the "audacious talent."
     
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    "The Wonderful Irish Catholic"?
     
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    "This former Olympic boxer earned the nickname "The pathetic chinned parki"

    "Who is Amir Khan, Alex."
     
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    froch wouldnt have had nearly the success he's had without the marvelous corner work of trainer Robert McCracker
     
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    Carl "The Field Plowing poleark" Froch.
     
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    I heard that Pernell Whitaker was only known as Sweet Pea after he heard that "Smokin" was already taken by Joe Frazier.
     
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    How does someone name their kid that, man??:lol:
     
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    Would Teddy Atlas say Hitler the Killer's key to victory is concentration?
     
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    Atlas "Listen, Hitler's gonna win. Terrible Jew isn't nearly as well condition. Hitler's camp is the most intense I've ever seen. If The Jew went off to Hitler's camp, I guarantee you he doesn't return."
     
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    They were working on it in camp.
     
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    It would be great to pick an "offensive" nickname for yourself and insist ring announcers and whomever else use it wherever it would be possible to enforce it. (by contract or whatever)

    When you hear the ring announcer introduce you by it pretend to be really pissed off.
     
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    Kellerman "Congratulations, Hitler. What's it gonna cost to get you in the ring with Floyd?"

    Hitler "A holo-COST."

    Kellerman "Back to you, Jim."
     
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    Also, he would need to use the whole lebensraum in the ring and work hard since arbeit macht frei in boxing ring too
     

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