"One does not just defeat Gaybox...."

Discussion in 'General Boxing Discussion' started by Punk, Jul 27, 2014.

  1. Punk

    Punk "Twinkle Toes" McJack Staff Member

    He's got a hell of a lot of plusses.....KO power in both hands, great chin, big for the weight, skilled, deceptive hand speed and timing, creamy olive skin and a cheeky smile....so how do you beat that "sexy terminator" style?

    Outbox him, or outfight him?
     
  2. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    He can't be beaten at 160. Ward can beat him at 168, but I hope I'm wrong on that.
     
  3. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    You got to keep him honest, be able to handle what's thrown at you, push him back, try to smother him, give him a kiss on the cheek for being so god damn cute and see how he reacts to that.
     
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    Dat creamy olive skin!
     
  5. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Creamy olives?
     
  6. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I think a tall fighter with good jab is a start........
     
  7. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Carl Froch?
     
  8. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful



    Too slow.
     
  9. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Surely, you must mean Canelo then.
     
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    My number one fun fight would be Gaybox Vs Canelo. Canelo would get thumped so hardcore, it would be hilarious. His fat little Ginger legs would be quivering with every shot Gaybox lands.
     
  11. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    It would indeed be a horrific beating.
     
  12. His_Royness

    His_Royness "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Geale showed that a lot of quick movement could trouble him. I think a middleweight Roy Jones or Calzaghe would beat him. Or someone with Pernell's defensive capabilities.
     
  13. Muzse

    Muzse "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    He will never lose. He is the perfect weapon.
     
  14. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Let me know when he fights a middleweight! :pray:
     
  15. Muzse

    Muzse "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    As long as you don't look at his fights from last year you're safe.
     
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    Not fights, fight, one fight. 1 out of his previous 5.

    Bad Gaybox, picking on all those Jr Middleweights!

    Just imagine if 5/5 of his opponents had been fully fledged middleweights? He'd surely have a couple of losses by now, and a dramatically lower KO %.
     
  17. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Does that include the two consecutive KOs over middleweights last year??
     
  18. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    agREED

    There's no doubt that he's been protected from all of those middleweights that muzse and REED would pick not only to go 12 rounds with him, but likely defeat him
     
  19. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    UNDERSTAND, that the Gaybox is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, EVER, until you are dead.
     
  20. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    and then it will smile at you and be your BFF
     
  21. Muzse

    Muzse "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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  22. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    :bears:


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  23. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I think a tall, mobile slick fighter would give him a lot of problems. Fortunately for him, I dont see anyone who fits this mold near mw (dont say Lara).

    Ward would beat him also imo.
     
  24. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    He's got an impressive record of beating up average competition. Kinda like Chavez and his taxi cab victims.
     
  25. Dog Jones

    Dog Jones WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I think he should fight Chavez Jr.
     
  26. Haymaker

    Haymaker WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I think so too. But I think he should move up.
     
  27. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    Wasn't much of trouble though, as Golovkin won both rounds and was waiting for his chance to come (which it did quickly) whereas Geale had to burn shitload of energy to keep away from GGG. Now of course there are fighters much much better than Geale, but I didn't see much weakness in Golovkin there
     
  28. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Geale was a top 5 middleweight

    Macklin was a top ten middleweight

    they lasted a combined, what, 5 rounds?

    What ranked fighters has Chavez easily beaten?

    Golovkin isn't pounding out close decisions over people, he's destroying them

    Comparing him with Chavez is absurd
     
  29. mexican wedding shirt

    mexican wedding shirt The Greatest of Are Times

    Yeah these are guys who have shown to be competitive at world level, and Gaybox is making them look like total scrubs, and destroying them.

    He's a beast, the cutest beast in all the land.
     
  30. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    He's obviously the best middleweight in the world

    And he's huggable like a little tree sloth

    Our Man Gaybox:
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