The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

He just has to agree terms now. Put your money on him scoring against Citeh on monday.

 

Yep. ::


I read about this as a possibility yesterday but wasn't sure how much truth there was to it. I don't think he's worth it either. Sure he'll have some good games but the guy defines inconsistency. I guess Pool figure they have good experience in dealing with dramatic strikers so Balotelli shouldn't be anything they can't handle.

 

Yeah, but if there's one thing you can say about Suarez, he's consistent... He's one of the 4 or 5 most consistently dangerous attackers in the world... Yes, he might bite someone, he might dive theatrically, he may even shout "Negrito" or whatever at someone, but he'll score bushels of goals and create bushels of others, year in and year out

Balotelli is a guy who will score a hat trick and then disappear for 5 matches before scoring another and he's been a managerial nightmare everywhere he's gone

 

Exactly. Plus off the field shit as well.

 

Balotelli's a cunt.

 

I'm tired of this fence sitting. Tell us exactly what you think about Balotelli.

 

Hut is so non-committal

 

Balotelli will score 4 goals in his debut match.

Two nights later he will be arrested after he drunkenly rear ends a car that happens to be carrying a pregnant Kate Middleton.

 

Indeed

 

It's 16 mil for Balotelli, yeah?

Considering Liverpool desperately need a striker and given the lack of quality available strikers out there, it's not a bad fee, really... It's nothing like what City blew on him years ago

 

Balotelli is a weird player. Sometimes he looks totally inept, never moving into space, walking when he should be running etc, then in the next match he looks unplayable. I don't know if he's worth the risk. Surprised TKO is happy with the deal as he usually hates those kinds of players *cough* Adel *cough*

 

TKO told me the following:

"We need a striker so you have to take what you can get. Unfortunately, this player is colored. Liverpool should not be a club for colored people. We don't want wogs here. wogs out."

what a piece of shit

 

It's sad to hear TKO thinks that way. athetic:

 

TKO told me he has a sign outside his house reading

THIS
IS
ANFIELD
***NO WOGS***

 

athetic:

 

:giggle:

 

:mj:

 

I found TKO's house. Shameful.

 

Balotelli to LFC. Interesting.

 

:l3::laughing::laughing::laughing:

 

I'm more pissed that TKO has a 3 car garage. I thought you were cool, man.

 

Suarez wanted to play football and bit people three times in three years.

This guy Balotelli is a fucking mook and he's the last thing we needed.

 

His talent is above average, the fee is well below average, on paper it is a very decent deal but it ends there.

 

There is something else to consider.....this signing has a built in safety-clause in the form of Origi, who has been signed for next season already.

So if Balotelli cunts about, just sell him, another guy is already lined up.

If he needs selling chances are the majority of the sale price will be recouped.

So it makes sense in that regard.Its a limited-liability gamble.

 

yup... I expect him to do his usual bullshit but it's worth a go... Nothing to lose really

 

Financially, if the sum is 16M or so, it won't be so costly if he can bang in a few goals...some Turkish team will pick him up for similar amount in a year or two...the problem arises where he distracts the team and its management with dressing room fights, off the field exploits..

 

Balotelli will make his mark again, right enough.

 

Whit exactly dae Celtic have against the people o' Newcastle?...

'Celtic stopper Virgil van Dijk is reportedly a target for Newcastle but Deila last night told him to stay at Celtic just now and he’ll end up at a bigger club than the Magpies.
He said: “Virgil is vital for us. If he trains well and focuses on the right things he can go to big clubs and by that I mean above Newcastle."'

Ootrage!