Kell Brook has been stabbed in the leg...

whilst on holiday in Tenerife. His condition is not life threatening.

 

probably holding his attacker

 

::

Amir Khan is a suspect

 

My thoughts exactly.

Khan paid someone off in order to postpone his ass whuppin.

Khan is a COMPLETE retard though. He's so fuckin dull, that if he was behind this, he'd likely snitch on himself.

He'd probably tweet "The fucker is still alive??? He was suppose to be stabbed to death!"

 

Don't mess with AK!

 

The ruthless Lord of Bolton!

 

Baron Bolton.

 

What the hell is up with british boxers getting attacked on their legs in spain? Jamie Moore shot in the kneecaps now this?? :dunno:

 

"It had to look like an accident."

Then he'd delete the tweet. ::

 

:bears:

 

Yeah it's fucking bizarre ::

Especially considering that kind of crime doesn't seem that common in Spain.

 

Cos they're mouthy arseholes who'll always get into trouble.

Plus, Tenerife has been attracting some real unsavory types recently.
(prolly the types who Brook and Moore like to associate with)

 

Ricky Hatton got mugged in China. They took his gold watch.

 

I think Kell was caught sleeping with some bloke's boyfriend, so his raging lover attacked Kell.

 

They must have used a crowbar to lever it off his fat wrist.