The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Lukaku is having a nightmare out there.

 

It's 50p in Hammersmith. Fucking extortionate

 

Why do Brits pronounced the word "Derby" as "Darby".

There is no a.

 

GET IN THERE, JAGS!!!!!!

 

Pity that.


Just watching a documentary on the Yorkshire Ripper.

Some people have awful lives. How those Police ever lived with themselves I will never know. Of course they went on to fuck up again after that.

 

Damn, that almost another loss. Great match.

Both captains score for their club. :bears:

 

Why do they pronounce the word "Cunts" as "Chelsea"....::

 

Both sides are in trouble.

 

Yeah, for the neutral you'd rather one of them had won

 

They don't...:dunno:

 

They do

 

I used to read a lot on true crime in Britain. It always seemed like there was one underlying storyline in everything. The police fucking up pretty badly. Read the story on the Black Panther. That was another really bad fuck up by the police and it was in the same area of the Ripper. (They both lived in Bradford though the Ripper commited his crimes at various other places.)

 

I would piss on the floor.

 

Get it right, son.

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Yeah they do

 

Bye Wayne

 

Largest fortunes built by UK residents

1) Duke of westminster - Land Owner
2) Reuben Brothers - Russian metal mines (land) bought up in the early 90s and UK Landowner
3) Earl Cardogan - Land Owner
4) .............Mike Ashley ::::

What the absolute fuck? I was depressed enough at what the top 3 said about the UK as a country and an economy. The biggest fortune built by actual, productive activity in the UK was on the back of Sports Direct?

 

Another easy win for the Blues. opcorn:

 

Last on the list...the inventor of the toothbrush in England....died in poverty.

J/K :red:

 

Some lad called Krapper invented the toilet, he was rolling in it by the end.

 

Yes, yes but NUFC can't compete. Not enough money to compete with 'the really rich owners'.

MTF

 

NUFC Myth number MMMMCCCCCCCVVVXXII and MMMMCCCCCVVVXXIII - "Mike Ashley doesn't have enough money to compete with Russians and Arabs" and "You can't make money out of football".

MTF

 

Super Charlie Austin scored an absolute beauty yesterday, unfortunately we were undone by an even better goal by Pelle two minutes later

 

My fantashy side hash Pelle and Wellbeck as the front two.

 

With the exception of Welbeck that's a good strike force

 

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Sturridge is injured.

I have Shelvey and Meyler in my team. I need to sell Ron Vlaar too as Villa have gone shit and he is injured. I think I will sell Vlaar, buy Baines, and drop Coleman as he is injured. Not sell Coleman just drop his ass.

 

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Just watching the Dolphins vs Raiders game and the British lassie just asked Adam Richmond (of Man vs Food fame) whit he reckons tae the game being played at Wembley, tae which he replied:

'When you think about the history Wembley has, going all the way back to the Olympics in '48 and all of the amazing games that've been played like... all the famous shots you see of Man City and Birmingham City playing here and Maradonna and whatever.'

Whit? ::

Caligula and Jimmy - let's get oorselves tae a game one season - it'd be braw!

 

Someone at NUFC fanzine True Faith has put together his favourite Clough quotes on the anniversary of his death. Thought I'd sahe - some of these are real beauties:

"We talk about it for twenty minutes and then we decide I was right”
”I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one”
”If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he’d have put grass up there.”On the importance of passing to feet”.
”Walk on water? I know most people out there will be saying that instead of walking on it, I should have taken more of it with my drinks. They are absolutely right”
”Manchester United in Brazil? I hope they all get bloody diarrhea.”
”I’m sure the England selectors thought if they took me on and gave me the job, I’d want to run the show. They were shrewd, because that’s exactly what I would have done”
”I’m not saying he’s pale and thin, but the maid in our hotel room pulled back the sheets and remade the bed without realising he was still in it.” (on Brian Rice)
”Rome wasn’t built in a day. But I wasn’t on that particular job”
”The ugliest player I ever signed was Kenny Burns.”
"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that” type of thing. I contributed – I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me".

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