The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Is McStay actually doing something in Pakistan?::

 

Nope. Or in industrial water treatment.

 

Not even William Wallace?

 

Bizarre::

It would make more sense if you had a dream where you approached Scott Brown on the street and said "I know you're trying, but you are just heavy pish at fitba, you daft walloper!" and he shoves you and then smiles and says "noo, noo... give us a kess" and then FLAZAM! ferocious header

 

:l3:

 

OT but yesterday after i'd said i was gonna 'chib' you with occams razor i put the word into google to see what came up. I like the urban dictionary translation:


Chib
Verb - To stab.
"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the coupon, ya bam. 'Mon well."
trans: "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde!"

 

Taarabt has the same mercurial talent but he's a fat, lazy fuck who's about as loyal as Katie Price.

 

:hammert:

 

There's a Scottish guy on a TV series called Sons of Anarchy who goes by "Chibs".

http://sonsofanarchy.wikia.com/wiki/Chibs_Telford

 

I like the translation ::

 

I think I like him ::

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I thought you might. ::

 

I fell asleep watching murder mysteries and I woke up to a nightmare that my wife was stabbing me to death in bed.


...The nightmare part being that I had a wife.

 

Which game(s) are you guys planning on watching? The only one that really interests me is Barca-PSG although it sucks The Zlatan isn't playing. Roma-Citeh is an important match but i doubt it will be very entertaining.

I caught a bit of Bayern-CSKA. Ended 1-0 Bayern. Moscow were fairly disappointing from the bits i saw. They appeared content to sit deep and let their opponents have possession. Not exactly surprising against a team that's so good with the ball, but i figured they'd press a lot more being the home side. As it's such a tough group i can't help but wonder if they're already considering goal difference.

 

I'm looking forward to Roma-City, I think it will be a good match

 

EPL fanboy.

 

A rare occasion where I will be rooting for an Italian club with a vaguely fascist culture (Lazio is far worse, obviously) ...

It'd be hilarious if Sporting could beat Chelski or at least get a draw, as well

 

Game was played in an empty ground, no? Thought CSKA got a one match ban for the behavior of their supporters

Anyway, sitting back or not, 1-0 isn't an impressive effort by Bayern... Roma absolutely battered CSKA 5-1

 

Haha i didn't even notice. I didn't have any volume on and just kind of watched it sporadically. I guess that makes sense then. ::

 

:l2:

 

Maicon foul leads to an Aguero penalty conversion. 1-0 Citeh early.

 

Luiz opens the scoring for PSG.

edit: Messi replies almost instantly.

1-1

 

Roma has leveled through essentially "Mr. Roma" himself, Totti

 

Chelski scores

 

BATE 1-0 Bilbao... surprising, that one

 

Totti has been playing for Roma since 1992... That was rare 40 years ago... never mind now

 

Roma have outplayed Shitty here... They'll be in tremendous shape if they can get points out of this

 

5 minutes extra time... don't see that too often

 

Roma gets a point in Shitty's backyard

Sporting fails to do anything useful with Cuntsea

As a result? only a marginally satisfying day of matches

 

Deary me, laddie! Yer nightmare seems tae coincide wi' my dream that Graham Soouness wiz reinstated as manager o' Liverpool FC....

Ah wondae who it couldae been underneath those train wheels, like?