wald pussy vs Gerry Cooney

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  1. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Does Cooney brutally KO the puss?
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Wlad wins of course, but we are supposed to say that Cooney has a legit puncher's chance, which he doesn't
     
  3. cdogg187

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    What do you mean, he doesn't?

    Based on what, exactly? The inferior fighters who all turned the trick?
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Based on mostly the fact that Cooney was a hype job who didn't have much of defense and the fact that Wlad hasn't been downed in nine years which is pretty long time for a heavyweight and seems to indicate that he is able to avoid getting KOed pretty well.
     
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    Who has he fought in those nine years?

    Gerry Cooney need land only one left hook and he can absolutely win this fight

    wald pussy is garbage

    If Cooney was a hype job, who are these guys wald pussy has been building his "legacy" on?
     
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    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Better guys than the ones who did KO him. Also, I am not sure at all if Cooney would beat Haye, Chagaev or Thompson, in fact I am guessing not
     
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    C'mon, man... Those guys were awful...
     
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    As awful as Cooney, yes
     
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    You' crazy.
     
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    I mean... Thompson?

    Is Thompson even a fighter in 1982? He probably gets cuffed around a bunch on the way up and quits the sport to drive a Lay's Potato Chip van in Lansing, Michigan
     
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    He is easily better than half of the guys Holmes defended against and stylistically a nightmare for a plodder like Cooney. Now come on, I am not saying this era is anything special, it most certainly is not, but it seems even the scrubs of yesterday turn into legends as time goes by. A fight such as Ron Lyle vs Joe Bugner wasn't seen as anything special back in the day, and now as you look it on video, it still doesn't
     
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    Thompson was as bad at boxing as the very worst guys Holmes defended against
     
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    yes, really
     
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    Wlad and Cooney aren't that far off the same size. Both are around 6'6" with an 81" reach. I think Cooney is a bulkier guy with Wlad trimmer. I can envisage those straight rights causing Cooney some grief but I think he could handle what's thrown at him and land some telling blows of his own. Wlad wouldn't be able to manhandle Cooney like he does with most of his opponents either.
     
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    I find it difficult to believe that Cooney was the bulkier because he was 25 lbs lighter and thus a light guy for his height. I also don't think his chin was granite (yes, better than Wlad's but with his defense that isn't enough)
     
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    tony thompson, the trump card of wald pussy fans.
     
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    I need my eyes checking :lol:

    Holmes beat Cooney with proficiency. Wlad is not as talented as Holmes but I think he could produce a professional performance to win the fight. However, Cooney was able to land shots of his own against Holmes and hurt him bad to the body. If he can tag Holmes, he would tag Wlad.
     
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    Cooney would have Wlad selling Coney dogs at Coney Island and Cooney would open a brat stand next to it where you could buy brat and then put them in Wlads snitzle
     
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    Call me crazy, but I think that cooney would be able to land a few left hook that makes Wlad crumble. I dont trust wlad against a big hard puncher
     
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    agreed, but I still would give Cooney a puncher's chance, even though it,s a slim one.
     
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    Wlad has no shortage of talent, he's just a massive quaking vagina.
     

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