Cleverly v Bellew

bellend is built like a 45 year old larry holmes

 

cleverly is only jabbing, He'll have to do more than this if he want to win this fight

 

Jamie Moore. Another absolutely bang average domestic level boxer who has somehow been elevated to the status of 'expert analyser' by the SKY hype machine.

MTF

 

Entertaining enough scrap. Not really scoring it but Bellend is probably ahead.

MTF

 

first few rounds were interesting, but it seems like it will turn into a bore

 

Bellend is ahead because he's throwing PUNCHEES IN BUNCHEES!

 

as Jim Watt said: not a lot of quality from either man.

 

Bellend seems to have planned to eat as much food as possible so he could get as fat as possible in the hope of landing a big shot on the china chin of Clev. It's not really worked so far and that round was sloppy as fuck.

MTF

 

I wouldn't listen too much to Jim Watt. He's wrong 95% of the time.

MTF

 

Bellew is slow,ineffective and sloppy, but still winning this easily, since cleverly"s only flicking an useless jab

 

Clev seems to have been taking power punching lessons from the Welsh legend and mentor Joe Calzaghe. Really meaty shots being thrown.

MTF

 

Jim Watt just said that 'Cleverly is ahead because he's throwing the more effective shots'.

MTF

 

Unfortunately for him, he doesn't have Slappy Joe's workrate and speed. He just sucks.

 

Or boxing brain, or versatility, or toughness. As you say, he's just shit.

MTF

 

Boxing News had Clev 4 rounds up through 6. Hmmm.

MTF

 

Weird that stingerKarl was so high on this Cleverly clown. He's simply garbage

 

Paul Smith. Yet another domestic scrub somehow on the SKY payroll as an 'expert'. It is remarkable to see just how many of these absolute cans SKY have elected to employ. They have about 20 professionals or former professionals in their ranks and only two (Froch & Watt) have any credibility whatsoever.

MTF

 

I always found that weird actually, and told him at the time. He's crap.

 

Rubbish, this.

MTF

 

6 pages this shit got but Klitschkos icing of Pulev barely managed 3 and a bit, one post of which, from one of our own experts, described the finishing hook as a terrible shot.

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Bellew is so much better at the higher weight.

 

That's a conservative, guarded estimate.

 

Johnny Nelson seems absolutely convinced he was a great fighter or something too, it's cringeworthy. It's like he's completely forgotten he was a boring bag of shite.

 

For the same reason that the Telegraph, the BBC and the Guardian all refused to run a story on the Klitschko fight last week.

They have a fucking agenda.

"Nobody was interested. WE didn't write about it".

The Public wants what the Public gets.

 

Is it illegal to throw an uppercut in old merry england ?

 

That's because wald pussy is like, boring, or something.

Making fun of these 2 scrubs is more entertaining than most wald pussy fights.

 

Johnny "Al Jolson" Nelson.

 

Clev doing nothing bar getting hit a lot in that round. If Bellend was any good, he'd have finished the fight there.

MTF

 

irish, just fuck off with your klitshcko spamming

 

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Yeah he bored Pulev to sleep by thumbing him.