The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Nice, and probably short-term, recovery from Pool.

Thing is, if Liverpool are last years Spurs, then who the fuck are Spurs this year....last years Man United???

 

Jessica Alba, I don't believe it. That's a slap in the face if ever there was one! Alloa even held you's to a 1-1 draw in the league last month (at Ibrox too).

I expect the Evil Rangers to bounce back on saturday though and beat Cowdenbeath at home. The Evil Rangers beat them 0-3 the last time they met so the same scoreline wouldn't surprise me.

 

​This time last year:

POS LP CLUB P W D L GF GA GD PTS
1 (1) Arsenal 14 11 1 2 29 10 19 34
2 (2) Chelsea 14 9 3 2 28 14 14 30
3 (3) Manchester City 14 9 1 4 40 14 26 28
4 (4) Liverpool 14 8 3 3 30 17 13 27
5 (5) Everton 14 7 6 1 22 13 9 27
6 (9) Tottenham Hotspur 14 7 3 4 13 15 -2 24
7 (6) Newcastle United 14 7 2 5 19 21 -2 23
8 (7) Southampton 14 6 4 4 18 13 5 22
9 (8) Manchester United 14 6 4 4 22 18 4 22
10 (11) Aston Villa 14 5 4 5 16 16 0 19
11 (13) Swansea City 14 5 3 6 20 19 1 18
12 (10) Hull City 14 5 2 7 12 18 -6 17
13 (12) West Bromwich Albion 14 3 6 5 17 19 -2 15
14 (16) Stoke City 14 3 5 6 12 18 -6 14
15 (17) Cardiff City 14 3 5 6 11 20 -9 14
16 (14) Norwich City 14 4 2 8 12 28 -16 14
17 (15) West Ham United 14 3 4 7 12 15 -3 13
18 (18) Fulham 14 3 1 10 12 26 -14 10
19 (19) Crystal Palace 14 3 1 10 8 22 -14 10
20 (20) Sunderland 14 2 2 10 11 28 -17 8

 

That's about the time when they started to split. In fact I think it was a top 9 and bottom 11. (Not 8 and 12) It really started to split in December.

 

Aye - Ye laddies are right enough, like. There's still a wee way tae go before the end o'the season. Hold on tae yer kilts.

 

Jings! Just wrote a reply but the boggin' servers went doon. LMKO @ 'Evil Rangers' ::

We should swap names and then we could call oorselves 'The Queens Rangers'.

This might be total shite but the following observation wiz made between the two respective managers comments aftae that terrible game...

All McCoist: We just seemed tae doon tools aftae we went two nil up, like.

Barry Smith, Alloa Manager: Oor players dooned tools at half past five before the game kicked off. SEE YOU!

 

when do the Evil Rangers play Celtic?

 

I've got a feeling Noocassell will beat Chelski tomorrow.

 

February 1st

 

I'm really, really looking forward to that

 

I'm hoping i can get a ticket. Chances are probably less than 50% tho

 

Having the worst shit ever whilst posting this :(

 

What if there is only ticket left and it's in the Rangers section?

 

Turn up wearing a Kerry Gaelic football top, keffiyeh and rosary beads. And a YES badge.

 

:l3:RIP

 

I dunno, as i've recounted before I once watched some dude come down the escalators at govan subway signing boys on the old brigade, march right into the middle of platform, stamp his feet and shout: 'RIGHT - WHO THE FUCKS GONNA DAE SOMETHING ABOOT IT?' & nobody did.

Granted that might've just been down to nobody wanting to get into a wrestling match with a mentally ill person next to a bazillion volt live rail. He probably got stretchered out the subway carriage at the other end.

 

yeah, I imagine that will sell out immediately

 

:giggle:

 

This time last year, Newcastle United had just beaten Chelshit and Man Utd and were fifth. Not really sure where you have gotten your analysis from, to be honest.

MTF

 

It was nice knowing you

 

They always sell out before general sale but i know a few season ticket holders so i can usually swing tickets. I'm just not sure about this time.

 

We'll get fucking hammered.

MTF

 

Hut's funeral is brought to you by IRN BRU'

MTF

 

Thankfully he already sent out that IRN-BRU. ::

 

is it the kind where you are like unnnnnhhhhhhhh!!!... unnnnnnhhhhhhhh!!.... straining, straining and then out of nowhere...you hear... KERFLABBLEROBBLELAPPLEFLOPPLE... THPORK!... PITH... KERFLABBLEROBBLELAPPLE!!" and the next thing you know, there's a Campbell's Chunky Soup concoction in the toilet

 

:bears:

 

:laugh11:

It would be hilarious having the officiant regularly mention the sponsor during a funeral.

 

I've seen plenty of sights after Old Firm games. Some poor boy gets on the wrong number bus through the wrong part of town on his way home from the game and it's over for him for quite a while.

 

indeed:l2: