The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Its been absolutely ages since i had a 'bad' shit, I cant even think what they're like. I was constipated for a while once and that memory's seared into my synapses forever. It felt like having a tennis ball lodged in your rectum, I wanted to swan dive off the erskine bridge.

 

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brother cdogg will deliver the eulogy.

 

I already corrected that in an earlier post. Keep reading. Thank you.

 

Constipation is the worst

I was referring more to an unexpected 'splosion of liquidy stuff where you can feel it rushing through your Large Intestine... "oh dear!" ... FLOPPLEOPPLEOPPLEOPPLEOPPLE!!!!!!​... Hello!"

 

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You mean Jimmy corrected you.

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It was nine teams that pulled away from the pack. Not eight teams. I'm sorry I left Newcastle off the list my mistake. Dry your tears.

 

Saucy Slice - do you have any pingz to voyz on westfield shopping centre? It appears to be kinda queer to me.

 

Slice is still wiping his ass and cleaning the toilet

 

I don't like Westfield, it's too big and it's a fucking mission to get from one end to the other. The novelty of having a "supermall" in a place like Shepherds Bush wore off very fucking quickly. The one redeeming feature is it's handy as fuck to have at your disposal on Xmas eve, you can sort everybodies presents out in one go.

 

Seriously bruv, worst shit ever, watery and never ending.

 

Yeah it looks like a huge 'block' right in the middle of the city. Kinda surprised that london would go for something like that in a location like that. Oh well. Do your next horror shit there.

 

did it make the loud noises I described? Like pouring a bowl of brownie batter off of a roof three stories down onto a slab of concrete??

 

Actually, Westfield has two redeeming features, it also has a Nando's, and Nando's is the dogs bollocks.

 

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"Horror Shit":bears:

 

Seriously man, you nailed the noises ::

 

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It's the kind of thing that is horrible at the moment and then you laugh when you hear someone else went through it

 

i've actually only had that once. It was quite nice but i didnt like it enough to bother going back.

 

I've had it for the last three days, it's horrible. That's what I get for going to Chicken Village instead of Chicken Cottage. Note to self - they are NOT the same

 

It's a high-end KFC. They have a Frango's I'm Hounslow, which is actually better

 

Is your system unused to poultry that hasn't been put in a large pot of boiling water to remove any flavour?

 

My problem with things like Nandos, homemade burger etc is really just the location. I dont have many rules in life but one of them is that i will never voluntarily eat in a 'food court'.

 

Yeah its crazy how different these kinds of places can be

 

Kerry? Urgh.

 

Blyth Spartans beat Hartlepool to reach the third round of the FA Cup. Eight years ago I scored an absolute raker against those bastards for North Shields in the 4th qualifying round of the FA Cup at Croft Park. Beat three men and laced the ball through the 'keeper into the roof of the net to give us a one goal lead. The referee then sent three of our side off for absolutely fuck all and we lost 2-1 in a game we would have won handsomely otherwise. Cheating bastards. Closest I ever came to playing a proper FA Cup tie.

True story.

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Food courts are generally shit. There's a good one in Collinwood or whatever the fuck that place is called, it's the only good one Ive been to though