The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Sunday 1st o' February 2015 at 1330hrs. It'll be nearly a full year since Ye, me and Caligula watched Aberdeen knock oot Septic in the 5th roond o' the Scoattish Cup - d'Ye remember hoo happy Ah wiz? Ah wiz like Begbie in a bar fight.

Sadly, Ah dinnae fancy oor chances but wi' God on oor side, hoo kens? Ah mean, there is a chance o' Commons going tae join Neil Lennon at Bolton in January. There's alsae tale o' Guidetti being sold tae Tottenham as well as Van Dyke having interest from Man YOU and Arsenal. If these laddies are sold before February the first, obviously the chances o' a more even game will be presented.

Oh, and if Ye think Ah'm talking mince aboot the above scenarios, Ah'm the braw laddie who brought news o' the departures o' Victor Wanyama, Gary Hooper, Kelvin Wilson, Joe Ledley, Fraser Forster, Georgios Samaras, Neil Lennon and... Mo Bangura.

SEE YOU! :up:

 

Cool. :bears: My greatest fitbaw achievment was doing 200 keepy uppies once. And nobody saw it.

 

That's a great achievement.

MTF :bears:

 

The pigeons and earth worms in attendance roared their approval.

 

2-1 Noocassell

 

PARDEW OUT!!

 

Did the officials ask Mourinho how much stoppage time he would like?

 

Wow! They actually blew the whistle before Chelsea could equalize? Could the refs not find a penalty anywhere?

 

NEWCASTLE!! :bears: :bears:

 

Don't get too excited. I'm sure Mourinho will attempt to get the result turned over via an appeal.

 

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It is wi'oot a dooubt, a funny auld game. Ah thought no different as reflected in the predictions thread.

 

NEWCASSLE, NEWCASSLE, NEWCASSLE! NEWCASSLE, NEWCASSLE, NEWCASSLE! NEWCASSLE, NEWCASSLE, NEWCASSLE! NEWCASSLE? NEWCASSLE! :bears:

 

Whoa, Arsenal is taking it in the ass. 3-0 down to Stoke at half time.

 

That is bad news fer me, Vhisky laddie - ma predictions are ruined. This is just like last year, couldnae get a point in December and there's loadsae bassa games.

On an unrelated note, Ah see Dortmund are having a tough time. Whit's going on?

 

Combination of factors but overall they just aren't playing with confidence. They're still working hard (nobody under Klopp is going to be there long if they're lazy) but they're rushing everything resulting in poor passes, mistimed shots/tackles, poor finishing etc. Then there are the injuries. They haven't been as depleted as last season but somehow that seemed to work out better for them at least in terms of consistency. Now you have a number of players returning and they're all at different levels so what's happened is there is a different starting lineup almost every game. Needless to say that's not good for cohesiveness. To top it all off BVB's three best/most consistent players this year (Reus, Hummels and Sokratis) have all missed a number of games and Marco won't be back until January.

 

Newcastle. United. Will never be defeated.

MTF

 

Amazing, wasn't it? I was shocked to find the match end after only 97 minutes.

MTF

 

It is a mark of how much fun it is to beat the Chelshit wide cunts that, at 16.30 in the afternoon, I'm not far from drunk. I expect to complete that particular task inside the next hour or so...

MTF

 

2-3 now. Expect fourteen minutes of 'stoppages' until some cunt equalises.

MTF

 

And if necessary a penalty.

 

SUPER CHARLIE AUSTIN scores AGAIN (without question the best English striker at the moment, and the best we've had since Sir Les)...but then gets sent off :doh:

 

That NUFC result today was a massive 'fuck off' to all those cheap suited bastards standing pitchside for BT. They spent the entire pre-match 'analysis' arguing about whether Chelshit would go unbeaten all season, completely writing us off (that cunt Hargreaves especially basically said we would get mullered and it was a waste of time turning out) so their daft fat faces when their beloved Jose had lost was worth several extra pints.

MTF

 

Wenger's 4th place championship run just took another blow.

 

I still have 100% confidence in Wenger's ability (to finish 4th)

 

SUPER CHARLIE AUSTIN reminds me of Alan Shearer

 

Likewise.

 

Oilchester City can pull within 3 of Chelshit if they can beat Everton today.

 

Just remember who was the first to call it on this forum.

 

Arsenal blew a golden opportunity today. Very pissed off. They need to go and get Hummels at all costs.

 

Golden Opportunity to do what.....................