Lemieux vs a Matt Hilton

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  1. Xplosive

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    Hilton was more durable, and arguably just as powerful, but smaller. Would his durability prevail, or would Lemeiux being the bigger man be the difference?
     
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    In a fight like this where both guys are likely to eat a lot of leather i'll take the more durable of the two. Size difference could be a factor though.
     
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    The undercard shall feature Mario Lemieux vs. Paris Hilton
     
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    What's wider: An NHL goal net, or Paris' vagina?
     
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    Matthew was a way better than Lemieux. Even if he was a bit smaller, i think he win this easily
     
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    Is there a difference between a Matt Hilton and THE Matt Hilton?
     
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