Khan vs Alexander: Who wins this battle of eye cancers?

If there was the possibility of a double KO here, I'd root for him. But who wins this fight on Sat?

Khan is probably the betting favorite, but I'm going with Devon the Fake.

I think Alexander has enough pop, and good enough timing to connect on the sloppy box bot, and dare I say, stop him.

 

I hope it ends in a draw.

Khan will jab and run around the ring.

Alexander will feint then make his usual punching noises even when he misses.

Khan wins by UD

 

Does Alexander have the gumption to punch with Khan? I think that's the key... He's not a banger, but he does have enough pop to hurt Khan... Hell, my girlfriend has enough power to hurt Khan

Khan has two qualities... Very fast hands and a terrific hook to the body... His chin is crap, his defense is preposterous... His only method of defending himself from aggression of any kind is to blatantly cheat by holding like a Boa Constrictor...

The best way to defuse that if you are relatively ordinary fighter like Devon Alexander is to punch with Khan, punch when he punches... Step into the hurricane, to put it in an apt but gay way

Personally, I don't think he'll do that... I think he'll try to be slick with only sporadic success and get easily outworked... A Mere Con will win by decision, imo, with lots of illegal tactics of course

 

I think Khan stops him or wins a pretty wide UD. I'd be surprised if alexander wins this

 

Agreed with Con UD for the reasons already given.

 

happy birthday to amir KING khan :)

 

Khan will probably button mash his way to a UD barring anything unforeseen, like getting caught with something big from Devon the Fake.

My gut tells me Dev won't have the power to hurt Khan. But if he does, I could see a possible stoppage.

 

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Senor Decisive ^

 

:atu:

 

If Alexander is half the man Max Kellerwoman wanted us to believe he was, then he will STAY IN OH MY GOD THE FUCKING POKKET and land that shot he damn near killed Pearl Diver with.

 

Khan wins, Innit.

 

Khan is the betting favourite. If you place £100 on Khan to win, you get back £136.36. If you bet £100 on Alexander to win, you get back £300.

 

Oh so that is how it works.

 

This matchup pits two of the sport's stinkiest fighters against each other. As fans, we can only hope their stinkiness cancels one another's out, and somehow, we're left with a semi - watchable fight.

 

Amir will wreak absolute KHANAGE on Saturday, Alexander gets destroyed

 

Nobody gets destroyed when Amir is about.

 

In fairness, Khan has been in some exciting fights. But I'm afraid his latest approach is to stink it up. With his chin, you can hardly blame him. But the refs must do their job. A double dq shouldn't surprise anyone if it happened.

 

are you available to officiate this match saturday? it will require you leaving state boundaries...

 

It will require CROSSING the fucking boundaries.

LEAVING the State and CROSSING the boundaries.

Damn....when I see Agent Orange, I am going to kick her motherfucking ass.

 

Gotta favour Khan. Alexander won't force the issue the way you have to against goldfish gaze

 

Yeah I agree its styles all night isn't it.

That said if Alexander times him, he will kill him. Break his leg even.

But Alexander quit like a dog against Pacific Tim so I can't see how he deals with Khan faffing him all night with his super fast faffs.

 

Agreed. The way to beat Khan is very simple - just get in his face and beat him up.

Alexander won't do that, so Khan will button mash his way to an easy decision.

 

Wtf are you talking about? whatever sense your post may have made is completely lost in the overflow of contempt you evidently harbor for me. I will pray for you.

 

The Agent Orange rotted his brains out. Pray for him.

 

Neil prepares a witty retort:

 

Is that really neil?

 

No, that is some poor kid with muscular atrophy.

Neil has mental atrophy.

I spoke to the kid and he said he too will pray for Neil.

 

you are reduced to semantics now, shit bird?

I say potato, you say dependency.

 

You say potato, I say two, boiled, with butter.

I say Agent Orange and you say "Gimme Shelter"

 

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Mental atrophy! Ha ha...