The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

I think Brendan Rodgers needs to drink more IRN-BRU.

 

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Anything sent from overseas to where I live has to go through New York first, so I'm thinking that is the reason why it reached you first

 

Are there a lot of people in this "New York" place?

 

a handful

 

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Yes. They both are. Golf more than driving, though. Driving is just, driving.

MTF

 

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At least it isn't darts. As Erratic comically put it upon someone suggesting that Phil Taylor might be the greatest athlete ever:

"Darts? Fucking darts? Taking a shit requires more athleticism than playing darts!"

 

Darts isn't easy though. It's bloody hard to keep throwing 180 upon 180 upon 180.

 

I'm not the one who said it. I laughed pretty hard though.

 

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Darts requires very little athleticism. Driving involves no athleticism whatsoever. You are sat down in a mechanical machine throughout.

MTF

 

Taarabt - "Balotelli is not world class"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Liverpool-striker-not-world-class-player.html

 

You need to be in shape to cope with the G-forces

 

My IRN BRU arrived!

Like Whiskey, my IRN BRU was compromised by the weather and expanded/exploded in the package

HOOEVER, the can was still basically half full and drinkable...

Naturally, I decided to drink it.

I have no reference point really to describe what it tastes like... Upon opening the can, the smell was closely related to bubble gum. The taste is some sort of cream soda/bubble gum/fruit punch combination. It was actually pretty good, I thought. It's heavy sweet and I couldn't imagine drinking any more than a can of the stuff in one sitting but it is pretty damned tasty, IMO

The can was promptly washed and shall be kept as an authentic Scottish cultural artifact in my home.:elmo:

 

He's not wrong, really... Though if I were him, I probably wouldn't go around criticizing other players... I can see the next headline

Balotelli - "Taarabt is a lazy fuck"

 

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You should post a pic.

 

Dont you you actually have to be pretty fit to do F1? G-forces and so forth. Those guys train pretty hard anyway.

 

Plus driving a car at high speeds for hours on end is exhausting and stressful

Driving at 170 MPH is definitely more physically demanding than being a fat, slovenly gobshite tossing fucking darts

 

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I was thinking of maybe a picture of Sheena Easton or Jackie Stewart in the background


Did you drink yours?

 

Drunk santa arrested at 1pm on a weekday outside a modern art gallery for climbing on a perennially defaced victorian monument. It's like the whole story of Glesga condensed into one ridiculous news item

http://www.independent.ie/entertain...rested-for-scaling-giant-statue-30844612.html

 

Do you think the cops gave him an IRN BRU to drink as they interrogated him?

 

No i forgot all about it as i had a bunch of errands to run after work yesterday. I'll try it tonight.

 

It'll be flatter than Kate Middleton's chest by nooooo, like.

 

Mine was a little flat, but it was cold and it tasted fine

 

Maybe, but that doesn't make them athletes. Not really arsed either way, to be honest. F1 and motorsport is something I have less than no interest in. Rich cunts driving round and round and round and round for two hours is about the least interesting thing ever invented.

MTF

 

I exert myself more when I play an hour of darts than when I drive down a motorway for an hour. Driving for an hour is neither exhausting nor stressful. It's actually very relaxing.

MTF

 

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