Tyson Fury v Joe Frazier

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  1. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I'm referring to the 255lb Fury that crushed Chisora with superior boxing skillz the other week and the the 215lb Frazier, circa 1973, post-Foreman battering.
     
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    Tyson to big, two powefel, tu gypsy.

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  3. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    What about his Pilsbury dough-like body?
    Wouldn't Joe be smokin' in there, like methodically working the biggest, heaviest bag Yank Durham could find?
     
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    I actually think Frazier would struggle with the Klits but Furey to bumby to greezy to shite Joe hold his knows if he smell him reel life.
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    I don't. Or at least not with Wlad.

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    Frazier would love a big shitbird like this to whup up on
     
  7. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I agree....but did Joe ever fght anyone this tall/big?
    Foreman was only 6'3", 220.

    Fury has pretty fast hands when he lets them go as well...
     
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    cdogg187 GLADYS

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    Joe Bugner was a good 6'6

    Size only goes so far... I remember Michael Moorer fighting some guy that was like 6'10, 280 ... didn't have any trouble knocking the shit out of the guy
     
  9. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

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    Bugner, 6'4" / 220 also, actually fared well against Frazier.
    As shit as Fury is, he's got tons of confidence, big heart and can keep guys at bay with a great jab.

    I honestly can't see Joe getting close often enough to do enough damage, consistently...:dunno:
     
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    Frazier was well past prime when he fought Bugner but it was a really entertaining fight... Bugner was a solid boxer and courageous... they put on a good show... They are both far better fighters than anyone Tyson Fury has ever been in a ring with and better than that filthy tinker cunt himself
     
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    Frazier's prime = ?
     
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    late 60s
     
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    So, this was when he was crushing guys like Ziggy, Foster, Mathis, Chuvalo, Quarry, Ellis...good, quality guys, but little guys.
     
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    whats next, mike spinks vs chunky?
     
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    what does that have to do with anything?

    I said he was past his best in 1974

    He was a quicker, sharper, fresher fighter in 1969
     
  16. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    'Cos, as your missus tells you every day, disparingly, 'size matters'...
     
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    you can stack a pile of shit 5 feet high or you can stack it 7 feet high and all you've got is a pile of shit
     
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    thats a terrible analogy man
     
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    nah, it's great... Tyson Fury is a fucking garbage man. No, wait, he's not because he's a Tinker and would never be trusted with an important job like that.
     
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    is furry the same bloke who was stumbling around drunk against USS cruiserweight?
     
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    Frazier doesn't even have to land to KO Furry bollocks.
     
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    yeah.
     
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    Drunk and still managed a KO.
     
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    Tyson Fury was taller than Joe Frazier.
     
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    Is he no longer taller? :lol:
     
  26. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Now, Im matching Fury (270lb version) complete with sick power, feints, jabs, ring generalship, etc, vs a short, angry midget of a Heavyweight.

    Fury by mid-round stoppage, anyone?!
     
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    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Frazier is just way too small to beat a giant like fury
     
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