The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

"Hiatus Hernia"

Gotta love autocorrect

 

I wish he would take a fucking Hiatus.

 

Well all this really leaves now is Ipswich vs Southampton.

80-1 for Ipswich to win or 7-2 for them to draw or win.

The fat fuck is still here with his big head blocking my view.

 

People have "accidents" all the time, Irish

Sometimes there's even a kind acquaintance right there to fruitlessly attempt first aid after making a hysterical-sounding call to a local Ambalamps service

 

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He's gone now.

I mean......think of somebody you know who is so amazingly terrified of doctors, technology, running water and soap....and multiply it.

He couldn't even respond to an inquiry from a potential employer without being totally dumbfounded.

He won't go to the doctor. Prefers to ask me to trawl the internet for a solution.

I am genuinely enraged over that interruption. I would have been watching the scores like a hawk and 0-2 at home is PRIME TIME to place a bet.

 

Diagnose him as fat.

 

Ya think :dunno:

I mean, he was supposed to come up on Monday but his fatness couldn't manage it.

That was turgid shit from both sides tonight.

 

Fat people are nearly all neurotic.

 

What does neurosis involve :dunno:

 

Dont know the medical definition but i just mean someone with some 'issues'. Irrationals anxieties, passive aggressive shit, attention seeking, martyr complexes, whatev.

 

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He has a few of those. But money usually underlies them all. Or the lack of money.

Guy drinks two liters of Coke and 4lbs of ham and want's to know why he might have stomach issues.

 

Yup, very familiar. He's tried everything, that's just the way he's built.

Anyway, I'm sat here with my customary cider in my gub like a baby grabbing for a teet, I'm not judging anyone.

 

Ah'm sat here watching Channel 191 'Irish TV' - there's a bogging programme due at eleven, like, called 'Oot and Aboot in Ulster'! Ah'd better keep ma eyes peeled.

 

feebs, only got your message now, sorry. Was mad busy all day and night. Your inbox is full to capacity so I cannot message you.

 

What was he messaging you about.

Tell us.

 

Plotting the kidnapping of Harry Redknapp.

Feebs is in town. He thought I might need help carrying out this assignment.

 

Who is feebies sharing all of these pm's with that his inbox is filled to capacity?

 

I just saw Feebs and Bruce Jenner together in The West End.

More to follow..................

 

Whore.


Legend

 

Oi, Hut, is this your phone's ring tone?

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Hoot and Billeh stuck on an elevator.

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Robin Boylorn is assistant professor of interpersonal and intercultural communication at the University of Alabama, where she teaches and does research on issues of social identity and diversity. She is a member of the Crunk Feminist Collective, and the author of Sweetwater: Black Women and Narratives of Resilience.

:atu: :atu:

 

Murica, Fuck Yeah!

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Early goal for Atletico pushes Real to 9-1 to get to the final.

 

No worries bud. Probably for the best anyway - I was fucking cabbaged by the end of the night...

MTF

 

Who is cabbaged?