Chaka Khan vs Amir Khan

Discussion in 'Mythical Matchups' started by Irish, Jan 20, 2015.

  1. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I reckon she takes him out and Amir starts singing in his sleep "Ain't nobody...does it better...makes me feel this way".


    :cheer::cheer::cheer:
     
  2. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

    Chaka puts that chinless parki "through the fire" and roasts him in 2.
     
  3. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :lol:

    She would share her coke and skag with him, because she would feel for him too.
     
  4. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Amir Khan shoves a pound of semtex up his jaxie and walks into a school....shazam, kaboom...blawwwwwww.......blows himself to pieces.

    Goes to heaven. Asks for his 72 Virgins..God clicks his fingers.


    Chaka Khan appears.


    "What the fuck is this, says Amir.....where's the 72 Virgins????".


    "I'M EVERY WOMAN, It's ALL IN ME, ANYTHING YOU WANT DONE BABY, I DO IT NATURALLY" screams Chaka Khan in response.
     
  5. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Amir lands his hardest right hand but Chaka is unimpressed and says "tell me something good" before blasting him with a left hook for the 10 count after which she is compassionate enough to tell him "I feel for you"
     
  6. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol:
     
  7. Ugotabe Kidding

    Ugotabe Kidding WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    What about Aga Khan?
     
  8. Erratic

    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    Chaka Khan will feel for Amir when she is brutalizing him and the ref steps in. The ref then tells Chaka something good, that she has won the fight.

    Then someone will do a thumbs up like the gay dude Breakin' when they are attempting to teach Kelly how to breakdance and play Ain't Nobody in the montage.

    T.K.O.!
     
  9. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol::bears:
     
  10. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    After Getting KO'ed Amir would Wake Up Asking "Who Did this to Me?"...

    On Cue, his Cornermen would Point to Center Ring, where Grandmaster Melle Mel would be Standing, Repeating "Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan-Chaka Khan", Over and Over...
     
  11. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    :lol:
     
  12. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :lol: :lol: at all of the above.


    As for Aga Khan.....I reckon that old rich fuck just pays somebody to run a racehorse over Amir
     
  13. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    This is a great thread

    It could only happen here:lol:
     
  14. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful


    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  15. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    who's that?:lol:
     
  16. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    I don't know but a picture of her came up when I googled Shakka Khan.

    I think her name is Festivia or some shit.
     
  17. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

    Fantasia Barrino...

    She's like the Modern Day Millie Jackson (Not Because they SOUND Alike, but Because of the HONESTY of their Music & TURMOIL of their Off-Stage Lives), for a Point of Reference, AND She Got her Start on "American Idol - Season 3"...

    FANTASTIC Soul Singer who's Gotten the Vocal "Blessings" of Aretha Franklin, Patti LaBelle and Other Legendary R & B Songstresses....




    REED:mj:
     
  18. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

  19. cdogg187

    cdogg187 GLADYS

    Oh okay, I've heard her sing before... just never saw her

    Stephanie Mills had a powerhouse voice and she was hot too
     

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