The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

British number one Heather Watson lost in the first round of the Australian Open after feeling light-headed and requiring treatment from the doctor

 

"Hey Bjorn, Look At This Man, She Has No Energy..................Yes John, I Can See From Here She Has Girl Issues....Not That We Give A FUCK"

 

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Och! That were a wee bit offside, Irish.

 

Ahem....Jap Flag jokes are the preserve of a certain Williamite.

A Jacobean Gentleman doth not jest so lowly.

By the way........Isaac Suasso, Baron Auvernes de Gras

 

"Fucking Elementary, Watson"

 

"Hurry up and change"

 

"Girl Issues..... She doesn't know the meaning"




Cupey Alto in the background.

 

Aye - well Ye can Jacobite (Jockobite?) me!

Just kilting, pardon me Fer fake quote, like.

The link diznae work Ba the wee... Ah'm no PROOD tae say, Ah hadtae look him up and foond oot the following:

'A notable instance of the support of the house of Suasso to the Dutch stadtholders is the loan of two million guilders which Suasso made to William of Orange in 1688 in support of his invasion of England to claim the thrones of King James II. The story is told that William asked Suasso what he wanted as collateral for the millions, to which Suasso replied: "If thou art felicitous, I know thou wilt return them to me; art thou infelicitous, I agree to having lost them."'

Soonds likea good laddie but it wiz a bit cheeky considering his dad wiz given the family title ba the Catholic Charles II of Spain, like.

 

His dad was given fuck all. His dad was a Jew.

 

Ah just read all Aboot him, laddie - Sephardic Jews, whitever that means.

His dad wiz given the title by Charles II o' Spain:

'...on 3 January 1676 Suasso's father received from Charles II of Spain the title of Baron d'Avernas le Gras in recognition of his diplomatic services.'

 

King owed him money and the Old Man extorted a title or two out of him, like Don King and the IBF, really.

 

Whit's Yer kosher beef wi' they Jews anyhoo? Ah've felt a wee bit bad fer ma auld Threedom brother, Mexican Wedding Kilt, wi' all the mince Ye've been talking, laddie.

 

I don't have a beef with Jews. I have a beef with everyone. If the world was alone inhabited by paleo-ginger Irish Catholics I would have a beef.


I like intrigue....I like.....minor, manageable conflict. I like back-and-forth......a bit of scene, so to speak.

Anything else is something less. Bland, cordial shite, DO YE KEN ME MON!

 

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As they sat in Baltimore: 'I feel you.' (wee bit disturbing)

Backtae fitba - wiz a good result fer Liverpool the other evening.

Scotland continae tae have a major problem retaining in form players. Rangers lost they best player, Lewis McLeod, two weeks ago and Ah'm gonnae put a tenner on Commons, VVD and Guidetti leaving in the January transfer windae.

 

Liverpool probably needed to win last night. Moral victory, is a 1-1 but we needed the win. Liverpool are a better team than what they are, if you get my snow-drift.

 

Ah hear Ye.

Speaking o' snow, a big game between Rangers and Hearts wiz abandoned at the weekend thankstae all this shithoose weather we've been having. A pretty 25 year old teacher wiz killed tobogganing in Glesga!

 

Yeah I read about that girl, Iranian I reckon. Pity, considering the general state of womanhood that far noooorth.

 

Guten Morgen, Irish,

Ah wrote oot a wee reply tae Ye yesterday on ma phone but the bogging 'Safari' software refreshed itself and ma carefully (and slowly) typed oot words went intae the ether. Perhaps Ah wiz victime tae a cyber attack from the Irish government?

On the Irish front... did Ye read in the news that a Memorandum of Understanding wiz signed on Monday between the UK and the Republic o' Ireland re: Greater Deefence collaboration? Oor UK Deefence Secretary, Michael Fallon, wiz the first ever Deefence Minister tae visit Ireland ever since yeez betrayed us, like. He met his Irish coonterpart, Simon Coveny.

It's gonnae be braw! The Ruskies will be there flying a bombing mission tae destroy Buckingham Palace and just when oor Typhoon jet fighters look like they might be overwhelmed - there from the sun dives doon a fleet o' Irish Sopwith Camels tae save the dee. Ye've heard o' 'Beware the Hun in Sun', like? This'll be 'Beware the O'Shane in his Biplane' as Ye all help tae save the Queen. God bless Ye, Comrade.

SEE M.O.U!

 

Money league published this morning. Poor, improverished NUFC, unable to compete financially with Southampton and in net transfer profit for the last five years, placed 19th. £50m profit for the FCB in 2013/14. Obviously this has translated itself into excellent on the field, with lengthy cup runs and regular attempts to challenge for a top six placing in the league.

MTF

 

That's a real pity. There is going to be a big argument coming over Rockall, or more specifically, the oil up there. We might need Putin to come in with his Warships and help us siphon off that gasoline. That is going to be hard now that Camshaft has got his hands down our knickers.

 

Newcastle do regularly attempt to challenge for a top six placing. In fact they do it every year. Last year they attempted to challenge, and failed.

 

No. No they didn't attempt any challenge. That's the bloody point.

MTF

 

Is that right? Ah didnae Ken that? Funny hoo the Sais always try tae make pals wi' countries wi' oil, like us and the Soodies ::

Watch yersen, laddie - Ah ken the Sasnachs commercial machine... Ireland might well end up wi' Rockall.

 

"Rockall" ::

 

For anybody in London this Saturday, free beer:

https://twitter.com/GipsyHillBrew/status/558236998964879360

 

^^^This sort of thing is never a good idea...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night

 

fuck going to Gypsy Hill.

 

Sure its only up the A40. No Gippos, only Somalians!!

 

FOR FUCKS SAKE:

http://www.theguardian.com/music/mu...ndon-music-scene-denmark-street-tin-pan-alley