Gwyneth Paltrow Steams Her Private Parts Ootrage!

From the Daily Record:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/gwyneth-paltrow-steams-private-parts-5067582

'GWYNETH Paltrow steams her private parts to give them an 'energetic release'.

Chris Martin's ex made the astonishing revelations on her website.

The 42-year-old actress has admitted she undergoes regular Mugworth V-Steam treatments at the at the Tikkun Spa, in Santa Monica, which "cleanses" her private parts and uterus and provides an "energetic release".



The Oscar-winning star is advising all women to have the procedure to their genitals.

In a post on her lifestyle website Goop, Gwyneth revealed: "Tikkun is the next level when it comes to Korean spas, combining high-tech far infrared heat with traditional Korean sauna therapies.

"So, if you want to lay down in a Himalayan salt brick tiled sauna, or sit in a Hwangto clay room, you get the added benefit of far infrared heat.

"And, in addition to the sauna rooms, there's a long menu of massages and kick-ass body scrubs to complement the sauna time.

"We're burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugwort V-Steam. You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al.

"It is an energetic release - not just a steam douche - that balances female hormone levels. If you're in LA, you have to do it."

On the website for Tikkun Holistic Spa five different V-steams are available - the signature, the slimming, the infertility, the post-partum and even a signature V-steam for men.

An individual V-steam costs $50, while a booking for five is $200.'

 

That's one stupid, spoiled cunt I can't fucking stand.

Everytime she opens her mouth, I want to see her jaw broken

 

Guess she's trying to wash the Coldplay out.

 

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Jings! Ah'm guessing Ye wid go tae the fil-ems tae watch her fanny get scalded.

The first time Ah watched her, Ah thought she wiz English, to her credit she can do the accent.

 

She just strikes me as a pretentious, self-aggrandizing, spoiled brat, completely out of touch with reality... She had an easy road to Hollywood...

Her English accent ain't bad, though, true

 

Same... totally blah... She's like the opposite of what I like

 

I don't know, man... She looks the same to me

 

That means you need to try the V-steam for men! :baa:

 

Halfway decent actress. I don't know if anybody but People Magazine and Chris Martin have ever found her particularly attractive.

I don't keep track of her personal life, so don't really know if she's a queef or not.

Seems pretty harmless to me. Might book a V-Steam for my taint, if they ever pop up a franchise in CT. Infrared the daylight out of that thing. Make it talk to me and shit.

 

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...different-when-you-have-an-office-job-2014283

 

I just told you I want to learn how to talk to my taint, and you post the URL of some gossip rag?

For shame! athetic:

 

I'm just saying... These are the words of a silver spoon-fed sack of shit who has never done real work in her whole fucking life

 

Only times I've found her attractive is in the Iron Man movies. Didn't even realize it was her at the time. But yeah, word on the street is she's a real bitch on set.