The Hawk would come out on fire and crack Richard on the chin, leaving him wondering which way is up. Richard did not have a yellow streak, he had a silver streak, and his luck would continue as he survives the early onslaught, unlike his wife's car. Richard loved animals, but would try to harm this Hawk. Feeling like Superman, he comes out in the 3rd with saddles blazing, showing that he is stir crazy. Like a wiz, Richard throws insane combinations, hitting the Hawk at will. He stops Aaron in the 3rd, feeling like some kind of hero.
Not even joking on this one...and I know I have said it before. Aaron would knock him out cold within 30 seconds. I mean like cold not like guys go "DAYUUUUUMM!!!!!" And all... I mean out cold as in.. " oh shit.. Is that dude ok? You know when all the sudden something isn't just funny and entertainment but it's kinda slightly disturbing? Like he D be a little pale looking and eyes roll back, that's scary shit. I remember my best friend passed out one day and it was kinda scary.
Richard would be seeing no evil and hearing no evil by the time Aaron was through with him, he wouldn't even be able to get a job at the carwash, he would be in critical condition. He would need to ask Lamon Brewster for some of his millions. Richard might tell people "I ain't dead yet" but though he would regard himself as some kind of hero, he would just be wild in the streets, wondering which way was up.
