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Discussion in 'Hall of Fame/Shame' started by TFK, Sep 1, 2014.

  1. Trplsec

    Trplsec Sleeps in a Cage

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    Canty stole my line that I stole from Charlie Murphy. Something needs to be done about this.
     
  2. Neil

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    The bears hiring of dowell loggains as qb coach means they plan to keep cutler. Them two are friends
     
  3. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Wow, this site has really cool football analysis!! http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.com/blog/?p=2932
    Guy apparently has some big Vegas clients.

    This guy has a set of statistics that prove almost without doubt that the Deflatriots have been at it since 2007!
    His analysis shows that the Patriots natural odds of having the low-fumble record they've had without intervention (cheating) is about 1 in 16000

    Dude is hella smart.. his blog from the previous week if you scroll down talks about the statistical dominance of passers... and end with not just a prediction, but a very matter-of-fact statement that the Seahawks and Patriots will meet in the Superbowl. Quoted "This Sunday, it will be fascinating to see if the run heavy Seahawks beat the Packers with their ground game, or if Russell Wilson is called on to take care of business thru the air. And in New England, between two of the pass heaviest teams in the NFL, will the Patriots return to the ground game which led them in two straight wins over Andrew Luck’s Colts, or will Tom Brady out duel Andrew Luck en route to another Super Bowl appearance?"
     
  4. Neil

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    a DB in the senior bowl dropped an easy INT. mike mayock says, "if that was a javelin he would be dead" :laugh11:
     
  5. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    What a bunch of arbitrary nonsense. Possible deflated footballs was only one of a dozen possible reasons he stated for this anomaly. #1 being, they are a well coached team.
     
  6. Nobleart

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    :lol:

    So he basically says that the Seahawks will beat the Packers by either running or passing the ball, and the Patriots will beat the Colts, by either running or passing the ball.

    This guys a regular swami.
     
  7. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

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    I wish the NFL would just leave Marshawn Lynch alone. Let him be the recluse he wants to be, and just play Football on game days.


    Guy can't even scratch his crotch anymore without getting fined.
     
  8. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    At least he's not Josh Gordon.


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  9. Neil

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    Caliendos gruden impersonation is on point
     
  10. REEDsART

    REEDsART MATCHMAKER

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    Are you Besmirching the Fine Name of the 2nd Best WR in the NFL???



    REED
     
  11. Neil

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  12. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    Talent wise, Gordon is definitely among the the best in the NFL. But when it comes to the off the field issues, he's more confused than Reed at a spelling bee.

    It's a shame to see a man with so much talent throw it all away.


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  13. Neil

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    reed is an excellent speller. rarely a grammatical error
     
  14. D MAN

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    You're ignoring the facts - the mountain of evidence is growing by the day.

    "In 2006, Tom Brady (and Peyton Manning) lobbied in favor of changing an NFL rule that mandated home teams provided game balls for both teams. Brady wanted the NFL to let every team provide its own footballs to use on offense, even when that team was playing on the road. After Brady and Manning’s efforts, the NFL agreed to change the rule. Prior to that change, there would be relatively little advantage to playing with deflated footballs because both teams would be using the same balls."
     
  15. Neil

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    bullshit. its an individual preference. rodgers said he prefers over inflated balls
     
  16. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    And Bellicheat likes them soft so he can keep the Deflatriots fumbles to a statistical miraculously low rate. Shady Brady is cool with that too so it's win-win for the Cheatriots.
     
  17. REEDsART

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    Yeah, REED Heard Something about the Patriots LACK of Fumbles and Tipped Ball INT's Being CONSIDERABLY LOWER than Any Other Team in the League, Over the Last Several Years...


    REED FIRMLY Believes AVERAGE NFL Talents like Troy Brown, Teddy Bruschi & Mike Vrabel were ENHANCED by the "Spygate" Findings of their Coaching Staff Too...This is What they Mean by "The PATRIOT Way"...

    REED Can't Wait for Media Day, to See BeliCHEAT & Brady SQUIRM...

    Shit, for as Much as REED Would Looooooooooove to Root AGAINST Seattle Sunday, he'd Rather they Win 10 CONSECUTIVE Super Bowls, than for the Patriots to Cut Corners, AGAIN, WIN the Super Bowl, yet Receive their Punish NEXT Season...

    Fuck That...




    REED:flip:
     
  18. D MAN

    D MAN "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    REED HAS JUST JOINED TEAM SEAHAWKS. GRAB A 12 JERSEY. IN RUSS WE TRUST. FUCK THE CHEATRIOTS.
     
  19. Nobleart

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    Mountain of evidence. Now all of a sudden they've been doing this for 8 years, and nobody's noticed until just now?
     
  20. REEDsART

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    When were they Presented a w/a REASON to Reveal Said Evidence???....SINCE "Spygate", of Course...




    REED:dunno:
     
  21. REEDsART

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    SERIOUS Question, Nobes...


    Do You HONESTLY Think it's MERE COINCIDENCE the "Cheating Patriot" Scandals DIDN'T Exist PRIOR to their Brady/Belicheck Led Run of Success???...If "Spygate" &/or "Deflategate" COULD Happen to Any Other NFL Team, Why HASN'T It by Now???...

    What is It SPECIFICALLY, about New England, that Gets THEM Caught Up in Scenarios NO OTHER NFL Squad Finds Itself Wrapped Up In???...





    REED:dunno:
     
  22. Nobleart

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    Fucks this got to do with anything? I hate the Pats, but I hate feigned outrage, vast conspiratorial finger-pointing and excuses even more. Serious question REED. D'Qwell Jackson intercepts a Brady pass, thinks it might be light and hands it off............fine, their balls were light for this game, seems it was obvious enough for a fucking Linebacker to notice..........but now all of a sudden it spins into........"Oh, this must have been happening for the last 8 fucking years"..........and NOBODY fucking noticed until just now...................oh, and I'm sure this is also proof that Josh McDaniels has been diddling kids for the past 6 years, and Robert Kraft eats 3 baby kittens for breakfast every morning, because he believes it helps his vitality.

    It's ticky tack bullshit blown into some fucking outrage by a bored media itching for a scandal every 3 seconds, and a population that loves to speculate on anything and everything to keep them from having to talk to their wives and girlfriends.

    Musze even intimated earlier in this thread that the Patriots taking video footage of an opposing team and having slightly deflated footballs was a far more serious an offense then Mike Vick hanging dogs from fucking trees on the regular.
     
  23. TFK

    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I'd imagine little things like manipulating the ball pressure are practiced by pretty much all teams throughout the league. Teams are always looking for an advantage, no matter how small it is.

    Besides, the ball isn't what kept the Colts to only scoring 7 points.


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    What if the regular season was played with Pro Bowl goal posts instead
     
  25. Neil

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    vinatieri wouldve been outta the league years ago
     
  26. Nobleart

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    cool stories

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    congrats to Jerome Bettis on being inducted into the Hall of Fame!
     
  29. ILLUMINATI

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    Fucking NFL with shit ideas......try speeding up the game a bit...for fuck sake..stop the fucking break after every change of posession..
     
  30. Neil

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    i like the narrow goal posts and extra points pushed back. it would encourage more teams to go for 2 a lot more often. it will also make it less likely games are decided by long field goals
     

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