The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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VVD's (#5) boot looks like something 'untaeward' is disappearing up his bottom...

 

Harry's resigned

 

Was it because of something you said?

 

HE WAS FIRED!!

 

Cameron is nearly as short as 1/2 to be prime minister after the GE now. I'm gonna fucking seppuku.

Irish - you might wanna have a trawl through the election odds on oddschecker, looks like some opportunities for near-surebets there, the bookies are all over the place. I'm too depressed to look at them.

 

Billeh - did you know Glasgow cathedral dates from the 12th century? No idea. I didnt even know Glasgow existed then. I assumed it was probably 19th century. Thats pure old btw, no. Gonna give it a wee visit after work on friday.

 

Shake off your depression and come back to me with good odds. I will do the rest. Get to it. Say hi to Indomitable Jeff for me.

 

You know there is some fucktard out there who insists that it was built with Polish and Sri Lankan labour and that the stone came from Mars and the marble inlay was provided by the Ubuntu tribe.

There's a reason that you thought it was 19th Century. None of the Riot Club toffs want you to think the savage animals of the North were up to anything when Londoners were yet to invent the refined technique of tossing their excrement from a window into the street.

12th Century. Put that in your fucking curry and eat it.

 

yeah, I found nudie pics of his sister so I told him if he didn't resign I'd share them with the world.

 

He resigned because things are not going well for either him or Fernandes and they won't permit him to make the signings he needs to guarantee avoiding the drop. Throw in that Redknapp has always been a bit of an upside guy who does well when things are going well, and he can afford to resign.

This way Redknapp can always say "It's not my fault" but he's lost the backing of the owner and that's a firing, right or wrong, in anyones language.

Fernandes is having a crap year too, by the way.

 

Rangers FC is now officially the training ground for NUFC players. Newcastle United B.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31145792

MTF

 

Milliband is unelectable. Obviously that won't stop me voting for him and praying he wins, but he won't. Hung Parliament and coalition with what is left of Clegg's lot might be the best hope.

MTF

 

Don't be surprised if Fernandes calls it quits on QPR because I think his heart is not 100% into the team. He's got other projects going which take up his time and money. To give it a right good go with QPR he needs to give the team 100% of his time.

 

I hear Old Man Milliband had a mighty Jewish wong that he used to seduce Gentile sluts with.



Ed should whip it out. He looks very downy he may well be packing the King Chode

He should challenge Cameron and then ask the UK if they really want a man with no cock to be their Leader.

Ed could then run on the election promise that he will bring both Cock and Balls to 10 Downer Street.

CHODE: I HAS ONE.

 

Good win by the Pule last night too.

 

Anything that keeps the tories out is dandy with me. May is for all the fucking marbles. They front loaded the cuts last time then backed off to get some growth for 2015 - they'll twist the knife in brutally after may if they get back in. Those cloistered, sociopathic class warrior cunts have just been warming up.

 

I think Labour will get in and with the Peg Leg Cleg.

 

Hopefully in coalition with Sturgeon's SNP who would drag them leftwards. SNP look like they'll end up with more seats than Lib Dem.

 

Yeah I must confess I had given her no thought.

 

3 way coalition would be grand, i think. Anything. But. More. Tories.

 

No question. If the Tories win the North is fucked. Proper fucked. These cunts will finally finish off what Thatcher started. The only thing worse would be a loony right coalition between Cameron and his cunt friends and that bastard lunatic Farage.

I absolutely detest this bunch of Tories. There isn't a moderate like, say, a Ken Clarke anywhere to be seen - everywhere you look you see swivel-eyed fucking mentalists like Osborne, May, Gove etc. I will genuinely consider fucking off to Europe, while I still can, if they win a majority in May.

MTF

 

UKIP might up with more than both. One the one hand a strong UKIP splitting the Tory vote and lessening the chance of them winning a majority seems right up my street. On the other hand, they might end up with enough seats to form a workable, terrifying right-wing coalition from the very depths of hell itself.

MTF

 

The Lib Dems might conceivably end up with about ten MP's. The student vote, which has propped them up for near two decades, will not forgive the tuition fee disgrace. The Lib Dems will be slaughtered.

MTF

 

FWIW, the bookies have the even odds over/under for SNP at 39.5 seats, Lib Dem at 26.5 and UKIP at 5.5.

Off on a tangent here but I read something The Keynes said about Llyod George today which immediately reminded me of Cameron:

'One catches in his company that flavour of final purposelessness, inner irresponsibility, existence outside or away from our saxon good and evil...He is rooted in nothing; he is void without content; he lives and feeds on his immediate surroundings; he is an instrument and a player at the same time which plays on the company and is played on by them too; he is a prism, as I have heard him described, which collects light and distorts it, and is most brilliant if the light comes from many quarters; a vampire and a medium in one.'

 

Could just as easily be applied to Tony Blair, mind.

 

Hut have books, Hut have library cards, Hut have literary interests.

EDIT: Hut also think JM Keynes be still alive and saying things.

 

I think Blair thought he was God. His Religious conversion was one of the more damning things about him.

 

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