The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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A bad teenage attempt at facial hair

 

LOL, I like it ... Good word :l3:

 

Good times.

 

Rape Culture did this. MEN did this.

 

ten minutes later

 

I'm thinking too much booze.

 

NO!! MEN!!

 

The Government's run out of money, the government's run out of money!! :scared:

 

Which government?

 

There's no money anywhere anymore, its all run out.

 

I should stop listening to the news its the only thing that makes me all acidic and grumpy on a regular basis. Does me no good.

 

Printer is probably just out of ink. I'm sure they'll make more. As long as they don't run out of beer i'll manage.

 

Keyboard is broken. Printer is out of ink. We have run out of money.

 

Better mortify the flesh before China stop shipping over the British Pound Sterling we need to keep the strip lights on in whitehall.

 

What gives???

I saw a job advertised the other day for £7.50 an hour, 5 hours a day, 5 days a week delivering bread in the West End.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31907601

 

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31916850

 

Is that even minimum wage in Landan?

 

Well Weird Boy talks a lot aboot the Living Wage.

The way I see it.............{its actually 6 hours per day plus £1 for on-time delivery} it's enough for one job, if you can squeeze in another one on top of it, you are laughing.

All I want is enough cash to fuck off to Liverpool

 

Do you beg for bowls of porridge on your lunch break?

 

There is most likely no lunch break, but they do offer "28 days of paid holiday per year".

This, presumes, you survive for a year.

If the London traffic don't get you, the terms and conditions of the job will............http://www.gumtree.com/p/drivers-ri...ivery-bicycle-driver-gail-s-bakery/1083973038

mmediate start, 28 days paid holiday a year, £7.5/hour +£1/ on-time delivery – 7am to 1pm – 5 days a week.
We are looking for an enthusiastic, hardworking bicycle rider.

Please note this job involves lifting and carrying boxes, potentially extra hours and early starts (before 7am).
“We are passionate about delivering the freshest baked food in London. THAT’S WHY WE MAKE OUR ARTISAN BREAD BY HAND USING THE FINEST INGREDIENTS AND TIME-TESTED METHODS”


If you have:
• A love for great quality food and customer service
• A good experience of cycling in Central London

• A can do attitude - you really want to make things happen
• Great personal presentation

• Great communication skills, with excellent level of English

• A smile is key to you working with us!

• Successful applicants must be eligible to work in the UK.

You need to work on your own and be part of a team. You will report to the production manager who oversees all kitchen operations

Other duties will include the following:
- Packing boxes
- Maintain your cargo bicycle in excellent state
- Liaise with external couriers
- Run errands

 

Work like a fucking dog, keep smiling, be happy, appreciate our fucking bread.......great appearance, hours 7-1 but you need to be there before 7 and you need to maintain their shitty fucking bike which is actually THEIR FUCKING JOB NOT YOURS................

 

How the FUCK do you maintain your appearance in London while humping bread around toon and delivering it to degenerates who won't even do their own shopping.

 

Suck my dick, "Gail"

 

I bet Gail is 15 and visits adult nightclubs in Soho.

 

28 vacation days???? That's some executive shit over here

at my company, you get 24 days (sick and vacation combined) on your TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY

 

I'd probably look to buy a flat in Ropewalks if i was moving to Liverpool. Kinda shaping up to be it's northern quarter.....'up and coming', no. Still cheap:

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38682409.html

 

Sounds alright, tbh

 

With free healthcare and 28 goddamned days off (in a lifetime of work I will likely never have that many vacation days in a year) it beats to death any job for under 10 bucks an hour that could be found in the USA