The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Took this one while sitting on the shitter in the Chelsea Pensioners place.

Basically, one is sat there taking a shit and one is being ogled by this old dude.

 

The Scum

 

I have one extra day. If we had played our next Europa match on 16 April @ home, the SYSTEM says I should go to Peterborough. If we plyed that game away, the SYSTEM told me to go to Nottingham. Those two are out now.

 

I guess Ingerland don't have to worry about that pesky Europe stuff anymore.

 

Piccadilly.

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Do you have to have seen actual combat to be a Chelsea Pensioner or is it just anyone who served in the military, period?

 

It would have been better if Irish set the place ablaze and photographed that.

 

Irish might yet kill a man this year.

 

The lockup garage beside mine was broken into during the week.

I slept in my lockup last night and I could hear the external locks of the compound being tested at 1am last night.

I have an axe in my lockup...if they come back, and I am there, somebody is getting carved.

 

good lord, that Cheslki hotel. It looks like some piece of shit yupidrome the Peel group would lowball Salford Council with during a recession......in The Royal Borough of Chelsea and Kensington?

 

Wowza. Listen to that money singing. Interesting that the cars are so modest. Maybe they all belong to the hired help.

 

Does anybody here know how to upload a video to fightbeat from photobucket....:dunno:

 

I thought that too, Its quite possible that the real cars were parked under some buildings in Canary Wharf or The City, like.

 

[h=2]Conditions for admission as an in-pensioner[edit][/h]To be eligible for admission as a Chelsea Pensioner, a candidate must be a former warrant officer, non-commissioned officer, or soldier of the British Army (including National Service) who is:

• Over 65 years of age, and;
• Either in receipt of an Army Service Pension or War Disability Pension which they are required to surrender upon entry to the Royal Hospital or, if they do not receive an Army Pension they are required to pay a £175 per week (as at 2013) contribution towards their living costs, and;
• Free of any financial obligation to support a spouse or family, and;
• Be self-caring and able to live independently on the Long Wards.

 

I have to say, those Chelsea Pensioner shithouses are impeccably maintained.

I was so happy with being able to walk in off the street and take a dump and a piss that I almost went and bought a cup of tea in their tea rooms, but it was full of really well heeled people and I was kind of sweaty and ropey from the long walk so I just fucked off out of it.

Remember that place I mentioned to you all that were offering £7.50 to drag a bike aroon toon delivering their daily bread like.........I got a cup of tea off them.

£1.90 to go.

One. Fucking. Ninety.

That's $3.00.

 

:bears: Bless you, thanks

 

For just TEA?

 

Pretty standard tbh. Tea's usually not much cheaper than coffee.

 

Tea is £1 in Peckham, nice cup, similar restaurant.

 

The Bee Gees had some fantastic songs. I'm not afraid to admit it.

 

How many ounces? (Or milliliters or whatever the fuck you fuckfaces call them)?

 

It's measured in lutties. For reference there are 7 and a half lutties to one podwath.

 

:atu:

 

No answers on how to upload an auld video from photobucket to fightbeat...:dunno:

 

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I never saw the question.