The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

:: @ Steve McLaren - he's turning things aroond fer us at the mo, mind.

Ah used tae deal wi' Italians, Spainiards and Germans when Ah worked in Munich and, this may come as a surprise tae Ye, the Scoattish accent has tae be slowed doon and 'nuetralised' if Ye wantae be understood ba Johnny Foreigner. The wee Stevie boy wiz speaking, wid be mana from heaven tae any Dutch who are no' necessarily that good at Scottish, Ah mean, English. It's easy tae start putting yer verbs in the wrong place, start dropping articles and even put on a teensy, veensy bit o' an accent just because Ye are more easily understoood. Fer example, Ah've even resorted tae pronooncing tomato like 'toeMATE-o' just tae conform when Ah wiz in Canada, tae stop the waiters bringing me the red bassas. Anyhoo - check this oot:

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Haha yeah i remember that sketch. He ish my partner......und alsho my lover. Joey Barton pretending to be French. Maybe he thought his half assed twitter philosophizing would sound better if we read it a ponderous french accent

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I was gonna post that earlier ::

Barton is cool, I don't get all the hate for him to be honest.

Oh and by the way, Wales :bears:

 

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:mut:

 

Fuck Wales.

Never fear Westminster, the Serpent Lays Coiled in..........Neath.

 

THE FLASSBECK:

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Hut, people like buying stuff, no :dunno:

 

Hut can't answer right now as he's on clood 9 after Scotland's 6-1 victory over Gibraltar.

 

You mean Gibraltar scored :dunno: :atu:

 

It was traditional Scottish generosity.

 

Yeah, maybe Robbie Brady is versed in that too, 0-1 Poland.

 

Look at this fucking bollix

https://www.facebook.com/robbie.doyle.54

 

Ireland are all over the shop.

 

Qué?

 

Consumerism, its on the up, right :dunno:

 

A poland win would be bad new for SCCCOOAARRTLUND

 

Ba

Bad news for shit-sweeping in Oireland tonight. We need them up early tomorrow.

 

I dunno - was it ever down? Importing all the billionaires Eastern Europe has to offer must be making it seem worse in London, mind.

 

Polacks kicking the Irish and getting away with it.

Sweep that up, throw that out, fuck off.

 

Its horrible down here.........housing-wise.

Tories are coming back in by the way, this time it might be Unanimous.

 

Serbia has been completely lacklustre. They're lucky to only be a goal down after the 1st half.

 

52 mins: Ireland hit the post!

:atu:

 

pish pish pish

 

Ireland seem to have a knack for these late goals.

 

The always exciting Greek squad managed another goalless draw.

 

The Polish left work early, like they always do, the cunts.

 

*Blames Germans, asks for money, goes for a Siesta.

 

You bet against your home nation or something? ::

Figured you'd be a bit more pleased to get a draw against the group leaders.

 

We should have won.....Long and McClean should have been ON ON ON.