The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Sturgeon really is blitzing this thing.

 

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The fans going crazy in this one is great :giggle:



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"Dragged out of Europe against our Will"

Good God this wumman is nitz, nitz!

 

Black guy in Audience with his Muhammad Ali t-shirt. Get out tae fuck.

 

Who is this Welsh Woman........................

 

OK, he was coming over like a boor & as someone who blamed foreigners for quite literally everything

 

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Thats what Clegg said, and tha's why Peg Leg will lose his seat at this election and its why Farage will win a seat.

 

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"Bringing Boxing Into Dis-Res-Pute...."..............some mug in a place called "Mottingham" in SE London vs Georgie Porgie Galloway.

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George is easy to listen to even when he is shitting you. Not many people have that gift.

 

Look at this...........Steroids make you into a bad actor.

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I find allot of his affectations pretty grating tbh. Although i guess most Scots who've spent their life trying to be understood by South Engerlanders end up speaking quite peculiarly.

Kenny Dalglish being an obvious exception :: 'Cannae understaun' me, ye say? Ah couldnae gie a fuck - 'ats your problem!'.

 

Of course, he slows it down and rolls it out, no doubt for the discerning Jack.

Panjabi that I used to live with was the same. "Darling this" and "Darling that".

Minute he was on the phone to the people back in Guyana.............jibberish. Utter jibberish. Jibbenglish.

 

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"Bitch Get The Tab"

 

Barry O'Bama

 

I've never seen Michelle Obama look happy ::

 

I think she just has a dour expression :giggle:

 

A patient yesterday came in and told me that at social services they have a "euthanasia" chart that shows the percentages of people over 65 euthanized by the government ("4.6% AND RISING") ... "They don't want you to use any benefits so if you start using them too much, they kill you and call it something else... That's Obama's plan" :giggle:

 

I kept my professional composure and just blinked a lot and said "okay, ma'am"

 

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