The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

I'd kill you with only my teeth if you had the audacity to repeat this heresy to my face

 

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This is evidence for why Gordon Ramsay can be so angry spends most of his time outside the UK.

 

Where he is then given cause for being even angrier.........................by Joseph, the epic turd.

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Pancakes are amazing


This shite, one the other hand................

 

agREED. Aren't the first variety crepes tho?

 

"English Pancakes".....which are made from flour, water, salt, and a little hot oil.

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"Murican Pancakes", which are made from: dyhydrogem mono dehydrate of Uranium, Glycoleum of Potassium Nitrate, E-Bola, E-450 {Stabilizing Agent} , Essence of Lemon, Flour Substitute, Water Substitute, Dehydrated Oxtail, Wool, Steel Wool. Warning, may contain peanuts.

 

That first thing isn't a pancake... It's a pile of crap

the second things are pancakes and they are delicious

 

::
Choo.

 

The Clogg has the tastebuds of a deranged 7 year old.

 

West end of Glesga's getting nearly as bad, good pubs keep getting taken over and turned into queerhawk 'bargrills' which sell faux gourmet american fast food & are named after animals. The crafty pig, the grumpy goat, the ox and the finch, the wise monkey, sparkle horse, whatev. >4 quid pints are pretty much standard. Heavy pish. Still plenty good places slightly off the beaten track for now but they're gradually getting squeezed out.

 

Pancakes are round and fluffy, they don't look like omelettes

 

I much prefer our pancakes, your ones look shite.

On the other hand, those things you guys call "biscuits" are fucking awesome. Credit where it's due, Americans can do breakfast.

 

What are biscuits again? Scones?

 

Kinda, definitely similar, but they tasted different to me. If the Yanks added baked beans and black pudding to a traditional American breakfast it would surpass ours.

 

Totally different from scones ... Biscuits are soft, flaky, hot and delicious bread

 

Your pancakes aren't even cakes ... They look like paper towels

 

They're amazing. I like them.

 

You like mayonnaise on spaghetti, you crazy asshole

 

Right, I got an iphone. I'm a real boy now.

 

The over/under on days before i smash/lose/drop it in a pint - 23.

 

Ze master race

 

But what's the deal with all the cheese? Cheese in feckin' EVERYTHING.

 

:: ever try ketchup on spag bol?

 

6? I need to order mine, asap.

 

Most Das Jackson.

 

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For christ's sake, Jim:l2:

 

I think Jimmy was the guy who sent Henry Hill Egg Noodles and Ketchup when he asked for Spaghetti and Marinara Sauce ::

 

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