The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

I'm heading to England in two days and my once successful SYSTEM is not working. In fact it's not even close to working.

In the three years I've been betting over there I've come out ahead twice and lost my arse once. I hope I'm not in for a bloodbath at the betting shops this year.

 

Trainspotting girl, right? I've always liked her.

 

Yep thats her. I would SMASH it like Richard Keys


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Was she in No Country for old men, too? Yeah, she's lovely. Her voice is gorgeous

 

You in Hounslow this Thursday and friday?

 

This Wednesday and Thursday night then off to Liverpool on Friday.

Next week Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday I'll be back in Hounslow.

 

Smash The Dollybird.

 

You have to tell me where that late night chip shop was located where we walked with Billy Hunger last time. I was damn near comatose but I do remember thinking "How did I not know this was here all this time." And by morning I couldn't remember where the fucker was.

 

Her teeth look fucked in this deleted scene but I think it might just be the poor lighting since the scene wasn't edited and lit properly.

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Kind of hard to look at her teet when your meat is reet in the way. Smash it Caligula smash it.

 

Smash And Destroy........

 

Labour - <em>we pledge to cut even more than the tories!

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Caligula, I can try and get out of work early Wednesday and Thursday and meet you for beers in the irish pub. If not I'll still make the pub for 10:30pm or earlier.

 

Will you be drinking late on those nights?

 

Sounds good. Of course I will be drinking late. The night bfore I met up with you guys last year, when the regular

 

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Joe Allen is almost at it again. Dejan Lovren heads a ball from a corner back across goal, the midfielder hooks it towards goal but Ryan Taylor partially heads away and goalkeeper Simon Mignolet:say: completes the clearance.

 

My phone cut me off:

I was going to say when the regula pubs shut down (Flynn-karaoke around 12:30 and Moon Under Water around 1:15 or so, I went to that shithole Yates that is there. They had "dancing" upstairs. Hard for anybody to dance when your shoes are stuck to the floor on six nights worth of spilled beer. It's a nice set up in there but it looked filthy. I also went by a Club K that was late night. Looked too shady. I went to bed.

 

Club K looks like the worst place on Earth

 

Where's Club K?

 

They have a VIP section upstairs in that club/bar where Riley's used to be ::

My Dad likes the pint in Yates but it's pretty shite in there.

 

From Yates it's across Lampton Road. To the left on entering High St. It's just a narrow little store front that leads to a stairway that goes to the club (which is why you probably never noticed it.) It opens up around midnight or so and stays open until like four or five a.m. (Liverpool has about fifty places like this.) So as you can imagine it attracts some real classy peeople at those hours. And let's say it wouldn't be John Terrry's favorite place even if was looking for a late night drinking spot.

I also went on the Bulstrode's facebook page (spelled Bullstrode for some reason.) It looks like they're trying to be a dance club on the weekends now. Open until 5 am. I won't be in Hounslow any weekends so I have to give that a miss.

 

I was told the Bullstrode had a fire and are closed until further notice.

 

The first time I went into Yates was 2010. I had been drinking since the 12:45 kickoff at Spurs earlier in the day. I was wasted. Somehow when I went to the bar for a pint I ended up in the middle of gay lover's spat between an African man and his English boyfriend. And they were asking me things I like was the mediator. "What would you do if someone did this to you?" "Yeah but he said he'd always love me!" I'm standing there on my 20th pint of the day. Then the DJ played (and I'm not making this shit up) "Baby" by Justin Bieber and apparently that was their song because they started kissing and dancing and acting like they were back together. Welcome to Yates.

 

I hope not. They had a good vegetarian menu in that place. There was some mention of a fire on their facebook page.

 

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If you can't find a place with a good vegetarian menu just order your hamburger with extra lettuce.