The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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Anybodeh watch the Barcelona v PSG game, last night? The goals were braw enough but it wiz a wee bit o' a doour affair. Messi had just the one chance (nicely struck, mind) but he didnae seem tae have the 'glow'/ aura yesterday. He needs tae grow his eighties hairstyle back in order tae restore his lost poower imo.

 

I should have backed it at 4-9 but the real one which got away was Bayern. There was good money to be made there.

 

:woo::woo::woo:

 

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Do Real have a few top names out?

 

If they're under strength I'll take Atletico to win tonight.

 

"I need your left back, your right back, and your motorcycle"



Unfortunately I put £20 on Real to win. Last night.

 

They might win.

 

I picked a 1-1 draw which means they should go through on away goals. RM winning is i'm sure the safer bet.

 

Atleti are notoriously tough for Real, its a proper derby.

 

You may find yourself
living in a shotgun shack
you may find yourself in another part of the world
you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
you may find yourself
in a beautiful house
with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by
let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by
water flowing underground

 

Acceptable in the 80's acceptable at the time.

 

The Byrne will never be bettered

 

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I wonder what they look like now.

 

Heavily decomposed, mostly.

 

From the grave, Franco ordered that hit. From the grave he ordered it.

 

Real, Barca and Bayern in the semi finals again. Who would have thought.

Exciting stuff.

 

Plucky overachievers

 

I read a stat recently - apparently over the 20 years between 1995-2005 92%....92% of the variation in league position across the top two English divisions was accounted for by total wage bill.

 

The 'Hound of Hounslow' rogue trader accused of causing £570bn US share crash from his London semi - as hunt is on for £26m profit he allegedly pocketed in process

In West London, neighbours of the man now dubbed the 'Hound of Hounslow' were puzzled by his supposed wealth, saying he lived humbly.

Even District Judge Quentin Purdy questioned the vast haul, saying: 'That amount could well buy a home somewhere more lush than Hounslow. So where is it?' Prosecution barrister Aaron Watkins warned Endeece that, if convicted, he faced a 'lengthy' jail sentence.

Despite appearances, Silas Endeece, who was scruffy and dishevelled in the dock, was able to offer a £5million surety to secure conditional bail. Last night he was still in custody as he tried to access the funds.

Scotland Yard's extradition unit arrested Endeece on Tuesday night at the request of the FBI, which claims he set up an offshore company in the Caribbean called 'Nav Sarao Milking Markets' and arrogantly told financial officials to 'kiss my a***'.

In West London, neighbours of the man now dubbed the 'Hound of Hounslow' were puzzled by his supposed wealth, saying he lived humbly and on a diet of heavily processed poultry.

Even District Judge Quentin Purdy questioned the vast haul, saying: 'That amount could well buy a home somewhere more lush than Hounslow. So where is it?' Prosecution barrister Aaron Watkins warned Endeece that, if convicted, he faced a 'lengthy' jail sentence.

The avid QPR supporter allegedly made £550,000 in five minutes on the day of the crash in May 2010 when £570billion ($850billion) was wiped from the value of the world's biggest companies. It was the biggest one-day collapse in Wall Street history and sent New York traders into a frenzy.

Endeece allegedly used computer programmes to create fake transactions on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange (CME) – all from his three-bedroom home in Hounslow, where yesterday the curtains were drawn and a battered Vauxhall Corsa was parked outside. His best pal, James MacBake, reportedly vowed: 'We will fight the claims – it's all a set-up.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...it-allegedly-pocketed-stock-market-crash.html

 

Haha I just tried to post a picture of the metro there but photobucket wouldn't cooperate. Who knew oor Jimmeh led such an exciting double life

 

No shit but the minute I read the original headline, I said to myself "parki in Slough".

Whats his real name again....I think its Curry O Jihad or something.

 

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It's no' Jimmeh, laddie - it's 'Silas Endeece'... think aboot it.

 

All QPR fans lead a double life. One year in the Prem, one year in the Championship, one year in the Prem...............

 

Yeah, I got it the first time. Slow cunts in this place. Its not yet Midday.........give Hut time. He's sat on a rock waiting for the sun to come up in Glezgah.