The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Hey Whiskey, Knock Knock.............

 

Who is there?

 

Hey Whiskey, did you know that the secret garden had a secret door :dunno:


But...did you know who else had a secret door :dunno:

 

alm:::

 

Who?

 

If I fucking tell you it won't be a secret will it you fuck.

 

:l3:

 

OK OK I'll tell you

 

Hey Whiskey, who was Hide-and-Seek-World Champ from 1940-1944 ???

 

I'm not sure I do.

 

It was the French Army.

Do you know who the #1 Contender was from 1942-1944 :dunno:

 

Shameless, disgusting bastards. 'Community, compassion, looking out for one another. Anybody can have money but it's friends family, love, somebody to share it with that matter'.

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TOO RAGING TO CHEERS.

 

I love you, I'm going to blow up your school.

 

I think Kevin posts at Fightbeat these days.

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Corrr! She is sexy as fuck - Ah'm off fer a quick 'Tommy Tank' masen. Hoo Ah'd love tae prise those thick, conservative thighs... we're all in it taegether!

 

:::: eeewwww.

 

Happy May day comrades!:truce:

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Sieg Heil Mein Hutler.

 

That was quite good. Celtic played some good stuff at times, two of the goals were top drawer. There was a timmy band playing before the game who were quite good in a shite way and two basque in my section who seemed well into it. In conclusion, 25 quid poorly spent, but I'm not too sore. i'll go to the last game of the season fosho.

 

What was this, the Prem, have Celtic not got that fuking thing sewn up yet...:dunno:

 

its been sewn up since July, lets face it. But yeah, if our formidable adversary Aaaaaaaburdeeeeen fail to win today its official

 

Royal baby: Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to daughter

The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a girl, Kensington Palace has announced.

The baby - who is fourth in line to the throne - was "safely delivered" at 08:34 BST, the palace said in a statement.

The Duke of Cambridge was present for the birth of the baby, who weighs 8lbs 3oz (3.7kg).

Both Catherine and her daughter are "doing well", the statement added.

The duchess had earlier been admitted to the Lindo Wing at St Mary's Hospital where Prince George was born in July 2013.

The statement from Kensington Palace added: "The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Harry and members of both families have been informed and are delighted with the news."

The latest royal joins the line of succession behind her grandfather Prince Charles, father Prince William and brother Prince George.

On Thursday, during an official engagement, Prince Charles had said he was hoping the duchess gave birth to a girl.

Prime Minister David Cameron tweeted: "Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge on the birth of their baby girl. I'm absolutely delighted for them."

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg tweeted that he and his wife Miriam wished the family "all the best".

Rangers fan, Mr William Hunger, gave "best wishes on behalf of the entire Fightbeat community."

And Labour leader Ed Miliband wrote: "Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess on the birth of their daughter. Wishing them lots of joy and happiness - and hopefully some sleep!"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32562117

 

Kate seems nice i'm glad she didn't die during labour.

 

Very generous o' Ye, laddie, hooever - please dinnae put that doon on any congratulations cards! ::

 

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I'd never have thought to but i might the next time somebody i know well gives birth

 

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Just o'er twenty minutes tae go until the start o' the games which will iron oot who will get second place in the Scoattish Championship and no' havetae scrap it oot in the playoffs.