Rocky Marciano: The Dildo King

http://www.si.com/vault/1993/08/23/...-the-ring-and-a-tightfisted-mystery-out-of-it

 

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Great article.

 

I'm too unfocused today to read such a long article.

What's it about? Was the Rock a closet Don Curry?

 

Nope, its not dildos, its vibrators.......Rocky loved women and never used to fuck the same one twice, claims the article, and that when he went to his arranged trysts with women, he on occasion carried a suitcase of vibrators and lube.

 

I assumed so. I had always heard that Marciano was an infamous womanizer.

 

He is definitely not the guy that the old Ring Magazines used to describe.......

 

Floyd needs to read this:

 

The impression of an old, fattening, balding former heavyweight champ that cannot drive, skiving free flights from cowboy pilots so he can loan money to gangsters and crooks is pretty bloody hilarious.

 

Marciano is boxing's GOAT...












...only if you are a white Italian male senior citizen.

 

Sure because Floyd got amazing punching power.

 

Remember, keep your head down and keep fucking

 

Marciano only fucked oldies, fatsos or otherwise no-hopers