Wladimer Klitschko vs the 80s crop of heavyweights?

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  1. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    Ugatobe's post was great....
     
  2. whiskey

    whiskey Czarcasm

    I won't bother predicting the outcome of that many mythical matchups but based upon a glance, the results alone aren't' "egregious". I would say it's hard to see the majority of fighters on that list beating Klitschko via decision. If you've got to rounds 9-10 and haven't knocked him out it's probably not going to happen.
     
  3. D.C. Pizza Master

    D.C. Pizza Master Undisputed Champion

    the fighters that I have defeating Klit late in the fight are fighters that showed they can bring the heat in the later rounds...Witherspoon, Bonecrusher, Holmes......the fighters I have winning decisions against him Page, Tucker, and Buster...were big boys themselves with variety of punches and good athletes
     
  4. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    No man.....he...he just gone fall over the minute they touch him.
     
  5. r o o s t e r

    r o o s t e r "Twinkle Toes" McJack

    he's still white. loads of white people in asia, e.g. me
     
  6. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Lol look at Neil panicking re golovkins race
     
  7. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Do we have an 80s ref or a modern German ref?
     
  8. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

    It's fun to pick a bunch of fighters from the 80 ' s to beat wlad. But realistically, wlad would hold most of them into submission. The pre-steward wlad would obviously lose to many if not most of them. But the guy who gets away with holding 2.5 minutes of every round?
     
  9. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    i wonder at what longitude natives go from 'white' to 'asian' tho? :dunno: its got to be somewhere in Kazakstan coz Kyrgyzstanis & Mongolians sure aint white.
     
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    roosty - thing is, Gaybox is actually half Korean.
     
  11. Double L

    Double L Book Reader

  12. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    we have the refs who let Ali hold behind the head.
     
  13. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    You know whats amazing............Iran, the Islamic Republic Thereof, is probably the whitest most european country outside of Europe....:lol:

    Apparently, genetically and linguistically the similarities are quite profound.
     
  14. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Klitschko himself born in Central Asia.
     
  15. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    wald pussy may have been born in Kazahstan but he is clearly a cowardly gringo. if he were part korean like golovkin he would have the heart of a true asian warrior.
     
  16. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    STFU khmigger.
     
  17. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Dress them nicely and it'd probably be hard to distinguish Lebanese or Syrians from Greeks
     
  18. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

    Phoenicians innit.
     
  19. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Good looking bunch.
     
  20. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful

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  21. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    uhyeyeye
     
  22. Irish

    Irish Yuge, Beautiful


    Best get doon there with yer wee pale willy and your EU passport me lad before Slippy Dave pulls dee plug like....
     
  23. mw314159

    mw314159 Undisputed Champion

    Wlad in his prime would be the betting favorite over most 80s fighters. Tyson would destroy him. Anyone with speed and explosive power would have a decent shot. I'd pick Wlad over Holyfield in his prime. Holyfield didn't have the kind of one punch knockout power you need to test Wlad's chin, and the size and strength advantage would be too much.

    I'd pick prime Vitali over any 80's heavyweight except maybe Tyson when he first won the title. Vitali has the size and reach advantage, and he can take big shots on the way to breaking his opponent. Tyson had the kind of speed and power that could hurt anyone with one punch. It would be a fun fight.
     
  24. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran


    GTFOH...Holyfield would turn Wladimir into wife #10332 and have him/her pumping out child #23454-A. In other words Holyfield will beat the living shit out of Wladimir, tooo much heart, too much stamina, too MANLY for wald vagina!!! The only way to beat a prime Holyfield was to go thru hell and back(taking hard punches to the face for rounds and round) OR to outwork him.....fragile...delicate...soft ass motherfucking WLADIMIR isn't the one...
     
  25. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    WLADIMORT would prolly lose to most

    he is an overreated german robot
     
  26. mw314159

    mw314159 Undisputed Champion

    Wlad wouldn't be there for Holyfield to hit. He's too big and too good defensively. He learned how to fight safely instead of letting his opponent drag him into a war. One big shot by Holyfield could change the fight, but Wlad would keep him on the outside and clinch when Holyfield gets inside. I'd pick Wlad by late round knockout.

    Wlad never showed a lack of heart. He just doesn't have the chin or durability of guys like Holyfield and Tyson. He learned how to fight conservatively and dominate fights against smaller guys without taking risks. He was the best heavyweight of his era, except for his brother. Vitali hit harder and was more durable.
     
  27. Neil

    Neil tueur de grenouilles

    wald pussy could probably beat Holyfield who fought ruiz
     
  28. LOK

    LOK I'll eat your asshole alive

    Wlad i garuntee is like 4.5" at most
     
  29. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    Holyfield isn't the bums Wladimir has been fighting his entire career....Holyfield isn't going to allow Wladimir to jab/jump in with a clinch every time...Holy will catch Wladimir coming in for the clinch with a right to the face...or a left hook...and if Wladimir is successful with a clinch..HOLYFIELD isn't just going to stay still an wait for the REF to break 'em...he will work the body and push Wladimir off him....it's NOT like HOLYFIELD never fought a 6'5"-6'7" guys before....

    and Lets keep it real...wald vagina is sooo fragile mentally that just the thought that he will be facing Evander Holyfield will overwhelm him...even if Evander doesn't land anything...Wladimir nervous style of clinching will have him breathing hard by round 3-4...

    There isn't one fighter in wald resume that I would give the slightest of chances vs. a PRIME Holyfield.....


    VITALY will be a whole lot more successful against Holyfield than wald....wald won't see round 8 against a PRIME Holyfield.
     
  30. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    Hayden vouch for it...
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