The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Yep......at least Biggs went to jail for what he did.......


These people are fucking insane. This cunt who wrote the article must be clinically fucking strange.

The London that "never voted Tory" is the London of white-flight and mass immigration- New Labour.

The London that "created the wealth" is the London of Maggie Thatcher.

YET....this daft cunt has married the two of them together into some sort of uniform blend.

Its no wonder the Turdian never left the article open to comments

The next wave of right-to-buy is nigh.

More "Wealth" fo yo ass.

 

Fartgate: New SNP MP Patricia Gibson flinched in disgust after one of her colleagues BROKE WIND in the Commons

SHOCKED Patricia was caught on camera recoiling in horror when Labour rival Richard Burgon let off during a debate.

NEW SNP MP Patricia Gibson flinched in disgust after one of her colleagues broke wind in the Commons.

Shocked Patricia was caught on camera recoiling in horror when Labour rival Richard Burgon let off during a debate.

She could be seen on telly covering her mouth and trying to waft away the nauseating stench as Mr Burgon ignored her desperate actions.

Colleagues of the MP for North Ayrshire and Arran have already dubbed the scenes: Fartgate.

The incident came during Wednesday’s Queen’s Speech debate when the 56 SNP MPs wore white roses for the historic ceremony.

Ms Gibson later retweeted a clip of the fragrant run in with the East Leeds MP.

SEE the video, here:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/fartgate-new-snp-mp-patricia-5782645

 

I ain't gonna lie... I love potatoes::

I feel like a black dude that's been caught at the self-checkout line at the grocery store... the computer voice saying "Weigh your... WATERMELON... place your WATERMELON on the belt..."

 

The embarrassment of fucking overrated slime Dim Sherwood is complete. I hope Liverpool never sign BenTeke

 

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Whit did Ye think o' the second goal? Wiz a belter! Must admit, it's nice tae SEE loadsae goals in an FA Cup final.

 

Its nice to see loadza golaza against Dim Sherwood....he is slime, and exposed now....EVERY big game he has EVER been in....he has been exposed in it by big scorelines.

 

Dim "Human Slime" Sherwood.....AKA The Slime-Meister.

 

What's the point in Birmingham?

 

Cannot say there is any. It used to be a manufacturing centre now its just propping itself up innit.

In the meantime, unelected, unemployed and all-round useless purveyor of other peoples money, Prince William, has urged reform in the <strike>Royal Family</strike> FIFA.

"Hidee Hi....Fiddee Well, I call on thee to watch how thouest distribute thine own largesse....."


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32949145

 

I spent today in edinburgh. has to be admitted that it really is easily britain's second city. whole place hums with money and activity the same way London does, everything's as it should be, nothing loudly screaming to be fixed in the way it is in Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham, leeds, Liverpool.

Its still somehow...a bit crap though. Concerts are always dull there. People are uniformly nice but kinda slow & blunt. Drinks are stupidly expensive too. I always come away from the place feeling the same way you do when you waste 5 hours on a sunday before you look at your watch and realize it. Kinda insensate, i can barely usher a thought into my head.

 

Hut, Dunstan Rangers might be Checking Oot like later on today, are ye up for it.

 

Ferris Hungers Day Off, like.

 

Lol 3-0 get tae fuck like ye leaky bampots

 

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heavy good website, especially if there are talks or speeches on yt you wanna stick on your mp3 doohickie. No time/size limit on it

http://www.listentoyoutube.com/

 

Cheers I have been looking for that. I have unlimited DATA but I think MR Branson's idea of "Unlimited" and Mr Irish idea of "Unlimited" might be, well, a bit different.

Now, the gap would nae be as big as the gap between Motherwell and Rangers, but tis grand broad regardless.

 

Fuck me Hut that is perfect. This means I can pretty much download hours of Question Time and the like.......and play it back off the record like ya ken??

 

ootrage!

 

No sign of Queen Bully today......must have dropped into Motherwell to kop a gander at the Tangerine Dream ya ken me like Uisce Beatha lad :dunno:

 

:will:

Ah wiz aroond yesterdee (the curse o' mobile phones) but Ah didnae wantae spoil yer fun. Ye can dish it oot, Irish, but whit's often forgotten is Ye can take it tae, so, aftae a long and painful season - it's ma turn tae pay the piper.

This is all partae the plan o' course as we liked the exciting Scoattish Championship so much, we wanted another season alm:

Liked the Ferris Hunger and 'Uisce Beatha' post... Ah'll bet Vhisky wondaes; 'What the fuisce talking aboot?' (Canadian)

 

Herr Whiskey is the Debunker General of fightbeat, let him go and make use of potions and the like to unravel my strange lingo, like.

 

That's mean. :l3:

 

Anyone ever had a look a Qatar on a map? There's basically only one city in the country. 16 stadiums, one city?::

 

Big Sepp, he does what he wants, Big sepp, he does what he wants

 

Sepp has been acting the bollix, like, who denies it.....but this moralizing and pontificating by the Britz and the Yankz is getting on my fucking wick something fierce.

 

Not Going Out is one of those programmes which shouldn't be funny, but it somehow is

 

Everybody loves Raymond is the same. At first blush its a formulaic yawn but its actually really well written

 

Yeah agreed. Everybody Loves Raymond was a good show. The acting isn't that great in Not Going Out but the writing by Mack and Vine make it work. Even if it seems silly on the surface, it's pretty well crafted.