The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Anyone gonnae watch any o' the Womens' World Cup?

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Some o' they lassies are much better than the useless bassas in the Scoattish championship (and have better moustaches, alsae).

 

Being as a few of the games are being played in my citeh I might tune in.

 

Ye're a good man, Vhiskeh, Ah wiz just watching an interview wi' one o' Canada's best players. She wiz interesting but Ah cannae remember her name because Ah've been drinking a wee bit tae much o' 'Henry Weston's 2014 Vintage Cider' and may be pished. Ah just farted in the last 5 minutes and it still smells o' peeled apples here, so it's time fer a wee pish and then tae bed.

Look forward tae more enlightening discoourse throughoot the tourny, like.

SEE YOU!

 

Is the USA still the team to beat in the Women's World Cup? I remember them being shit hot. Still, the thing with women's football is that it's like watching someone play FIFA when they haven't figured out the controls yet.

 

Female footballers will feature in the FIFA 2016 game.

 

Nae te worry. I can't name a single player from any of the teams including Canada. ::

 

whiskey, check the champions league predictions thread.

 

Team USA is actually playing in my city for the group stages. I don't know who the favorites are but I think the Americans, Canadians, Norwegians and Germans have either won, or been in major final before so I would think maybe the favorite would be among them?

 

Do female footballers shout out ''ON MY TITS'' when they want to receive the ball?

 

For reality, have they included empty stadiums....:dunno:

 

No, they say..."try and pass it to me this time".

 

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaOp6k7bCSQ

can't embed this vid. Pretty damn good goal.

 

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We may learn more aftae the tournament. Ah will havetae send a few links later from an article in the Telegraph and they profiled a lassie (Ah cannae remember her name) who is vicious - the female Vinny Jones.

 

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Diznae look good fer career longevity, lotsae ligament risk.

In all seriousness laddies, Ye are both being sexist. Ah think ma good pal, Buddy Rydell, might be able tae help Yeez oot. Some time ago Ye might remember Steve_Dave making vile slurs against Buddy's wife but Buddy wiped the floor wi' him and, ever since, SD is a changed man and champions the womens' cause. Wid yeez like some cooncilling from Buddy?

PS - that Aqua fitba widae been much better if the lassies didnae have bikini tops on underneath they tight, white tshirts to SEE they jars better.

 

Looong week; just realised there as I dug out clothes to go and buy rolls n coffee etc that this is the first time I've left the to house to go somewhere other than work in 7 full days.

 

Ah bring yeez... Elizabeth Lambert from New Mexico:



A fabby article here re: Women's World Cup:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...easons-you-should-definitely-be-watching.html

 

Prime Kim Deal, hot or not?

 

Obv! Love the live video in London where she's eccied out her gord and all sweaty and shiny

 

Cultural Marxism 101...."The Womens WC is on..........and you WILL watch it and you WILL like it".

Women are not as skillful as men........womens football is an inferior pile of shit.

But don't let the trendy liberal twitterati hear you saying that.

 

Womens football is shite and Gaby Logan is an auld bollix.

 

Did I mention that Madchen Ball was a load of steaming cobblers, like.

 

Go and get me a cup of tea love.

 

Calm down dear.

 

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Ye need a wee 'e' in 'Madchen' (i.e. Maedchen) in lieu o' the missing umlaut, like.

Ah'm no gonnae go all 'Canadian radio presenter' on Ye, but Ah'm buying intae the tournae. Just watched an episode o' Fitba Focus and seems alright so far. Ah can say, tae ma shame, those lassies are better than Ah ever wiz at the game played in heaven.

 

I bet I could put together a Fightbeat XI and in 6 months we would be destroying this lot.

Best comment I ever heard was that Leyton Orient would be destroyed by the best Womens team out there.

Yes, I agree....Leyton Orient U12's, maybe.

Its propaganda...."Womens football is a great sport and its been wrongfully overshadowed by blah blah blah".

There is Football on today.....its the Champions League Final....proper football.

 

This is better than womens football.

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More random hard-man material. On a comedic level, I would say its on a par with womens football, womens football might just shade it.

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