The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Cast Iron Lesbian.

 

Female player scores. QPR player scores. Who is there to see it. Nobody. Yes.

 

That's a Reading kit

 

OH PLAY ALONG!!!! YOU BRAT!!!

Blue and white, nobody there, its QPR.

 

Look, peas in a fucking pod.

 

Nice couple of bikes.

 

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Fyewd.

 

The English lassie wi' a tremendous 2-1 victory over the Mexican lassies... whit Ah'd like tae know is:

Why didn't Mexico play Chicharito?

Women's World Cup 2015: Kirby England's mini Messi - Sampson

Head coach Mark Sampson described Fran Kirby as a "mini Messi" after her goal set England on their way to a 2-1 win over Mexico in the Women's World Cup.

Kirby, 21, scored in her first start at a major tournament, four years after depression led her to quit the game following her mother's sudden death.

"Special players step up in special moments, there's more to come for her," said Sampson.

Kirby said: "Everything I do is to make mum proud. I'm sure I've done that."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33125160

 

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I've probably brought this up before but....Birmingham. Obviously the occasional howler slips through everywhere but every structure erected in Birmingham is vile, i cant understand it. Some stuff being built right now:

 

But I do but I do do do.

 

If I took my cock out, would be people call me a "Mini John Holmes".

 

I think that would be a good quote for a dating site profile. :l3:

 

Hey Irish, I'm getting one of these next month:

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:: awesome. How much? I'd consider it myself but i dont think the makers sell them to you if you dont look east asian

 

"Mini"....look up "Mini" in the 21st Century English Dictionary and what you will find is that it is defined as a euphemism for "Shite, poor substitute thereof".

 

Take note, England FA, take note..............."2 min: The atmosphere is brilliant. The Slovenian fans are making an almighty racket. It’s weird they’ve managed to create such a good atmosphere without the aid of some simpleton blasting out chart music over the PA system. It will never catch on, fans creating noise organically."

 

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I've seen a few people in London riding them. Fun way to get about. They go for around £180

 

Saw a guy riding one up Harrow-on-the-Hill.

Good value for money, but they are to Electric Vehicles what a big fucking stone wheel crushing seeds is to agriculture.

 

Haha true, it's the portability which appeals to me

 

Silas, are your legs not portable, lad...::

PS....at 1500w it is way over the 250w that UK and Irish laws says is the "legal limit"....and it probably counts as "cycling" when it comes to the footpath.

 

anyone watching the U20 World Cup? Serbia vs Mali in the semis.

 

Slovenia leads England 1-0.

As always announcers do nothing but complain about the defending.

 

Andy Townsend is a pain in the baws. I actually thought England have looked pretty good if a bit unthreatening up front

 

I usually end up supporting England more ardently in games than Scotland :: I guess I find them less annoying

 

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5 minutes later and still complaining about the defending.

 

BRING SUPER CHARLIE AUSTIN ON

 

Whos in the other semi Papua new Guinea and Scotland?::

 

I just put a tenner on England to win.

 

England have been in control but their performance has really been meh. No spark out there.