The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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No working door bells down there then ::

 

Something fundamentally cathartic about sinking several ales and watching some proper fitbaw. Here's a real player for you boys to enjoy watching:

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You can stick your Rooney's and other overrated shite up yer arses...

MTF

 

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Someone must look at me and see their sunlight dream. Right?

I think my favourite thing about getting older is that taxi drivers start calling you sir and pretending to laugh at your jokes. Mate, I'll give you a tip anyway, chill yourself.

 

Hut the big game (Brazil - Serbia) starts at 6 am Glesga time. Maybe you should get some rest.

 

:: have you forgotten about QPR's relegation to the Championship, Billeh? ::

 

Mackie is back where he belongs and he and Billeh know it :bears:

 

Neymar is proper gay.

 

Will Citeh bid again for the laughing gas man? £40m odd? I'd take it. He's not worth £20m, is he?

 

City need to buy English to make their quota so Liverpool have the negotiating power to milk them for however much they want. They're playing the game well here.

 

It's a shame Lil Raheem turned out to be a massive money grabbing cunt

 

Agreed, but he's still not worth anywhere near that. Who knows, he could join Citeh and truly live up to his potential.

 

He lived up to his potential at Liverpool, his potential being to look good when surrounded by true greats, then become a money grubbing cunt.

Potential realized, its time to move to Cheshire and get paid.

 

:crying:

This is wha Ah am kennt as the WORRRST fitba manager on Fightbeat.

 

Presently he's oot o' the Copa America.

D'Ye havetae be American tae play in that tournaement, like?

 

Brazil play Oz tomorrow.

 

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Billeh, when will Stenhousemuir make the big push for a Champeens League place, like.

 

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Some good goals there! Serbia's last one looked OOTRAGEously offside tho

 

I wonder what would happen if an international under 14s boys team entered the womens world cup

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




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You sexist pig.

 

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I no sure why you do this senyor"

 

That's hard to say

Some of them would have grown faster than others and would be the size of a typical 17 year old boy... Others might look 10

They'd definitely beat the weaker teams, IMO

 

I'm going to set up a league on the official premier league fantasy football site in a few weeks. All welcome to create a team and you'll be able to make weekly transfers.

 

Where's yer blog?

 

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The Telegraph is ma fave, like but Ah will sign up and dooubtless the 'SEE YOU, Jimmies' will be scraping the bottom of the barrel again thanks tae the 'unseen hand' (just kilting).

GSTQ

 

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A few observations...

That ponytailed laddie wi' the hairy sporran armpits shid put his hands DOON, like!

Is this the provincial anthem fer Buddy Rydell, Vhisky, BOSS and Hanz?

And finally, did Ye no' hear the lyrics 'follow, follow'? Wiz fabby!