The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Yanis in discussion with Jo Stiglitz and Rob Johnson on internal reforms in Greece. This man know the game and have less than 3 defeats.

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Yeah, well, that's nothing compared to Ricky Hatton and his recent tribulations. Loves ya deep down, he does.


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Very sad about Stan Bowles being diagnosed with Alzheimer's. Our greatest ever player imo:

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Look on the bright side, he may forget he ever played for your lot.

 

:: I knew something like that was coming

 

Nonsense. The only thing a QPR fan ever knows is coming is relegation :scared2:

 

Copa feel o’ this – Chilean perfoms bum fingering exploit the likes o’ which has not been seen since Irish diddled that Rpmanian lassie…

Uruguay star Edinson Cavani sent off for slapping Chile defender who 'inserted finger into his anus'

Bizarre incident sparks huge brawl as Copa America holders Uruguay fall to 1-0 defeat in Santiago

Edinson Cavani feels the presence of Gonzalo Jara, moments before slapping the defender and being sent off for Uruguay against Chile By Telegraph Sport

Uruguay coach Oscar Tabarez leapt to the defence of Edinson Cavani on Wednesday as footage appeared to show a Chilean player attempting to provoke the star by inserting a finger into his anus.

Cavani was sent off midway through the second half after receiving a second yellow card for flicking a hand into the face of Chile defender Gonzalo Jara.

But Tabarez said Cavani - who has been linked with a move to the Premier League this summer - had been the victim of provocation by Jara which should have been spotted by the match officials.

Post-match camera footage of the altercation appears to show Jara shoving a finger into the back of Cavani's shorts.

"For the expulsion of Cavani, you can see what happened and what the challenge was. I refer you to the television and photos of it, it is all there," said Tabarez.

"I can see that the referee has not seen it, but the linesman had to be able to see it from his position."

Cavani is sent off after slapping the defender Gonzalo Jara

It is not the first time Jara has been involved in controversy involving a Uruguayan opponent.

In 2013 Uruguay striker Luis Suarez punched Jara after the Chilean reportedly grabbed his genitals during a World Cup qualifier.

Tabarez said the dismissal of Cavani, when the match was finely poised at 0-0, had turned the tide against his team.

"We had the game under control but when we were left with 10 men it became a little more difficult because it limited our opportunities to attack," said Tabarez.

The brawl saw almost every player from both sides involved

A miserable night for Uruguay got worse for the 2011 champions when Jorge Fucile was sent off late in the game for a rugged challenge on Alexis Sanchez.

That sparked a prolonged confrontation between players and officials from both sides including Tabarez.

Sanchez later revealed one unnamed Uruguayan player had said sorry to him for the rough treatment he had been given during a bruising encounter.

"They like to fight, argue, go forward all out; one player told me in the first half 'Move you wimp' - but then later he said to me: 'I am sorry'," Sanchez said, without identifying the opponent in question.

"He said to me, 'That'll do, I kicked the shit out of you'. And I said, 'Alright but you could have caused an injury and that's not what football's about,'" Sanchez said.

Sanchez later posted a message on Twitter hailing Chile's success.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...fender-who-inserted-finger-into-his-anus.html

 

:::wtf1:::

 

Don't let TFk hear of this for fucks sake ::

 

:l3:

 

Jimmy, do you remember when we were sponsored by Sellotape and our half time show consisted of little kids running around big inflatable Pritt Sticks with sinister smiley faces on them? No matter how bad things get I'm hopeful we won't reach that nadir again...

 

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Soonds like a sticky situation.

Silas - d'Ye reckon, aftae his Copa America digital anal invasion tactics, Gonzalo Jara might be a good player fer (((titter))) Hoops?

Ah read that Charlie Austin wiz complaining that his 15M poonds price tag is tae high and putting off offers.

SEE YOU!

 

:::: sounds brilliant

 

They used tae have a similar halftime show at Parkheid wi' dancing copydex tubs and aerosols encouraging the weans tae sniff them, like.

 

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He was just trying to make Cavani...errrrr...crack. It worked. Wasn't there a n Australian rugby league player who did that too and he ended up becoming a pro boxer and getting sparked by Oliver McCall? Can't remember his name.

15m for Austin is spot on. Welbeck cost 16m and Austin scored more than half of that waste of spaces entire Premiership career goal tally in one season.

 

:: you've got a great memory, I don't remember that.

 

John Hopoate? His son plays in the NRL, Will Hopoate. He's not a boxer..........not yet anyway. Actually, there's a few Rugby players who've gone on to box professionally.

 

Don't leave us, Charlie, please, don't leave us.

 

Yeah that's the guy, it was John Hopoate. He stuck fingers up a few bums, then became a boxer and knocked out a few bums, before McCall flattened him like a bum.

 

It makes no sense to keep him, if he stays another year he goes for free.

 

Here's something to think aboooot: if you had taken one gold coin at the first council of Nicaea and invested it at a rate of 5% interest, you'd now have a solid gold sphere the size of the sun. See you unsustainable geometric progression!

 

Anyone who scores the number if goals Austin did in a team that went down is obviously worth 15m. If I was qpr is keep
him and take the loss next year - promotion is worth more than 15m too

 

:bears:

Ah like it... Ah'm no gonnae question the maths* but the rate o' interest does seem a wee bit high for an ordinary savings account. Ah think a solid gold sphere the size o' Jupiter is more reasonable, like. Ah wondae hoo big ma 'Plopness Monster' wid be at a 5% growth aftae nearly 1700 years?

*Aye - Ah've pluralised 'maths', whit the f*ck are Ye gonnae do aboot it, Obama, Ye great big, gaping fanny?

 

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Silas said 'bum'! Ah liked yer crack... erm, better put this in context very quickly, joke earlier, laddie.

Ah darenae post the picture o' Jara assualting Cavani but Ah'm sure ma fellow Fightbeaters will be split doon the middle as tae whther they wantae SEE it or no'.

Ah wiz working on a team which might employ such a dirrty tactic... Ah'm calling them 'The Unseen Finger XI':

Boabby Turdoch
Tommy Grimsmell
Dertie Auld
Lube Mor-on-ma-dik
Henrick Arsson
Tommy Bums
Johnny Rumpson
Paul McStinkfinger
Sean Feellon
Shitsucke Nadsamuranus
Arsur Boruc

 

Hulk demonstrates his power.

 

Hulk, Fred, all bums.

 

Liverpool just signed Fred from Campeonato Brasileiro for 75 million poonds.

 

Fair point. The Championship is such a slog though, there's no guarantee whatsoever we'll bounce straight back up, even with his goals. I just don't think it's worth the risk.

 

Although if we keep him until January I'd be fine with that. It's annoying we let Taarabt go though, he would have been great for another Championship season.