Rugby Union World Cup 2015

well, choo. given the choice for fancy eating out i'll have it at a proper scottish restaurant like No.16, stravaigin or sisters

 

Haggis and Black Pudding are really very good. Git 'em doon ya, ya tart.

MTF

 

Mad Geordies. Your national dish is probably pig testicals wrapped in putrefied jellyfish. 'hadaway ya poofta, git it doon ye, its canny scran!'

 

W' scran black pudding and haggis wrapped roond soft cunts' bollocks deep fried in lard.

MTF

 

"Deep fried in Lard"............::

I suspect heart-disease is the Number 1 killer up in the North-East, after rain, damp and TB.

 

This could be the World Cup of shocks. New Zealand currently two men down and a point down to Argentina.

 

13-9 Argentina

 

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SHOW US YOUR BETTING SLIP!!!! ::

NZ will McCaw their way back into this one, as Argentina fart and foul and knock-on as the game drags out.

 

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This is yet another wild game. Great stuff.

 

And domestic violence.

MTF

 

Surely not. The All Blacks will turn this around

 

Hoo did he boggin' drop that?

 

I thought Sonny Bill Williams quit Rugby? Anyway, Kiwi's had a great chance to score a try but knocked on. I can see Argentina holding them off for a narrow win.

 

He used butter for hand wash after going to the toilet at half-time.

 

He went back tae League and then returned tae real rugby, Union, in time fer a true World Cup.

Andrew and Punk must be in tears tae SEE this tournament wipe the fucking floor wi' 'Mungo Ball' (League).

 

:: No one even knows or cares about the Tournament down here.

 

nobody im australia follows the rugby world cup?

 

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Aw naw! Didgerydoo'd fyewd! Just kilting... the thing is - Ah believe Ye!

Ah just wanted tae give Ye and Punk a wee shoot oot as we dinnae SEE enough o' Ye both.

Rugby Union is very much behind Aussie Rules Fitba, proper Fitba and Rugby League in most states.

Ah foond some'at oot aboot the war o' the codes... there's an actual term fer it 'The Barassi Line', like:

'The Barassi line is the historical divide between rugby and Aussie Rules. It was a term coined by Professor Ian Turner at his 1978 Ron Barassi memorial lecture, as at the time there were no professional Aussie Rules clubs to the east and north of the line, and vice versa for rugby league and union. More recently the divide has been bridged with clubs for all leagues spreading to the others' traditional territory.'

 

Ah interesting. Regional fyewdin' I can dig it.

 

Hoot,

Ah reckon, if Ye read the history, Ye'd gravitate taewards being a 'League' man. The history o' both codes is well documented and certainly anything Ye foond online is boond tae make easier reading than ma ooootrageous Glaswegian patter ::...

Ta cut a long story short, there wiz one code (Union) who f*cked the common man and made it more or less impossible fer them tae play the game. So the people stuck two fingers up at 'The Man' and formed Rugby League. League has been ahead o' Union ever since in many things, the most notable being innovation... whenever League invents something which really captures the imagination, Union immediately rips it off and copies it, like.

Ah love Union but it may as well be called Rugby 'Institution'.

 

League >>>>>> Union

 

I think League is the better sport but I prefer Union simply because more people play it, the League World Cup is a farce

 

Yeah, this. Its a shame league isnt the sport with the 6 nations and world cup etc. But it isnt.

 

League is shite. The great thing about Union is that one team is NEVER guaranteed the ball back from the breakdown. You can get turnovers, infringements, knock ons, the ball is always live so to speak.

League is about guys trying to get up off the ground and other guys not letting them.

 

Union would probably be better with 13 men a side tho I think. A rule change to make tries worth more relative to kicks might help. A bit more passing and running and a bit less rucking and kicking

 

Ah'm wi' yeez, League is just a gigantic game o' 'British Bulldog' (which, admitedly, Ah do like)... Ah'm just trying tae humour Andrew and Punk as Ah dinnae want them tae feel small in the shadow o' the enormous poower o' Union. Ideologically, Ah think League have the higher, moral groond, mind.

Anyhoo, British Seagulls (AKA 'Shitehawks') have struck again and, aftae the Sooth African Minister fer Sport had a pop at the Springboks fer losing tae Japan, are being blamed fer Sooth Africa's defeat!:

'Perhaps there was a logical explanation for the defeat, however. According to reports emerging from the South African camp, training sessions at Eastbourne College have been disrupted by hundreds of seagulls covering the surface in faeces.

This one just gets better and better.'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/ru...er-of-Sport-issues-warning-to-rugby-team.html

 

There might be some truth to that to be fair as seagulls are massive raging cocksplurts who need to fuck off.