2015-2016 NFL Thread

...and Then Ted Ginn Drops a FOR SURE 1st Down Pass from Cam, on 3rd and 18...





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Giants are a comedy of errors this season. You'd think they were throwing games every 4th quarter. :blackcloud:

 

Kiko Alonso, the Guy Chip Kelly TRADED LeSean McCoy for, is OUT for the Remainder of the Cowboy's Game, w/a Knee Injury...

Alonso's ALREADY Had Both Knees Surgically Repaired...






REED:mut:

 

If Homo is seriously hurt....that the season for the Cowboys...

 

LOL...BRADFORD is terrible....

 

What's the word on the Romo injury?

 

Nothing yet...getting xrays in the locker room...

 

It's a sprained vagina.


TFK

 

Fractured clavicle

 

....BRADFORD is ASS........

 

Philly Offensive line must be trash. They've got 3 pretty good RB's on their roster and they've run for 70 total yards this year. Shady got out just in time.

 

REED Can't Say he's EVER Felt WORSE about "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboys Being 2-0...This is the Anti-Thesis of When the BOY'S Started 0-2, when Emmitt Smith was Holding Out, Only to Win the Ensuing Super Bowl Anyways...

We've Now LOST Dez Bryant AND Tony Romo, in Successive Games???...w/MAJOR Injuries???...





REED:blackcloud:

 

REED Will Take Solace in the FACT he's Not a Philly Fan...

Their Mad Scientist Coach, Chip Kelly, Has GIVEN AWAY DeSean Jackson, Shady McCoy, Nick Foles and Jeremy Maclin in the Last 2 Years...Players PERFECTLY Suited for the Type of Offense he Likes To Run...In Return, Kelly Got Kiko Alonso, DeMarco Murray and Sam Bradford::...

After 2 Games, those Moves Look Every Bit as IDIOTIC as they Seemed to REED & Others, Initially...





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Eddie Lacy Carted Off to the Locker Room???!!!...





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Thanks, McREED,

Ye always give an entertaining and thoughtful reply. Ah can tell we're no' exactly gonnae see the best game in the world but it will be a good laugh.

Ever since the Bears visited England way back in '85, Ah've watched almost every single Super Bowl but noo me and Jimmy will actually be at a match.

PS - Sorry tae read aboot the serious injuries sustained ba key players fer the Cooboys.

 

Fitzpatrick is out-playing the shit outta Luck

 

Washington @ N.Y. Giants - Was Only a Matter of Time Before the Giants Got a Win...Could EASILY Be 3-0 Right Now...Gruden's Strange Infatuation w/Kurt Cousins Continues to BITE him in the Ass...Funny How that O-Line Blocks Half Way Decent When RGIII Is on the Sideline...


Philly @ N.Y. Jets - Jets have a Ballhawking, Playmaking Defense...Sam Bradford will Be Under Duress All Game, the Eagles Running Attack will Continue to STRUGGLE, All Lending Fuuuuuuurther Credence to the Sheer IDIOCY of Chip Kelly's Off Season Moves...

New Orleans @ Carolina - Even w/Drew Brees, it Would Be Tough Imagining the Saints Winning On the Road...Sans Brees & the Panthers Might Actually Win COMFORTABLY, for a Change...

Cincinnati @ Baltimore - Good Game, but Baltimore's Tooooooooooo GOOD to Fall to 0-3, Especially @ Home...

Tampa Bay @ Houston - Houston SHOULD Win, but they always, Always, ALWAYS Find a Way to Fuck it Up...If Tampa Bay's O-Line Gives Jameis Winston a CHANCE to Deliver the Rock to his Weapons, Tampa Bay Prevails...

Oakland @ Cleveland - David Carr, Amari Cooper and Michael Crabtree have Emerged as a Dynamic Offensive Trio for the Raiders...Mr. Johnathon Football Showed Positive Signs in Back to Back Starts for the Browns, but it's Back to the BENCH for Him, Now that Josh McCown is Healthy...

Jacksonville @ New England - Patriots Roll, Gronk-Brady Connect for 2-3 TD's and the Jags Lose by 30+....

Atlanta @ Dallas - It's Imperative "America's Team", YOUR Dallas Cowboys, DOUBLE Julio Jones as Often as Possible...No One in Dallas' Secondary Can Contain Him by Themselves...Keep Jones Under Wraps and the Boys Will Win, Albeit Ugly...

San Diego @ Minnesota - Good Game...Expect Another HEAVY Dose of Adrian Peterson, w/TIMELY Passing from Bridgewater...

Indianapolis @ Tennessee - In the Midst of THE Toughest Stretch of his Young Career, Andrew Luck FINALLY Sees Daylight in the 2015 Season...

Pittsburgh @ St. Louis - Tough Figuring the Rams Out...Beat the Seahawks IMPRESSIVELY, Week 1...Lose COMFORTABLY to the Redskins Last Week...It'll Take an Impressive Effort for the Rams to Beat the Steelers, that's for Sure...

San Francisco @ Arizona - Arizona w/Out Much Fuss...

Chicago @ Seattle - Seahawks Punish the Bears for their 1st Win of the Season...

Buffalo @ Miami - Another Good Game...How Does Buffalo Respond to Getting their Skirts Pulled Up by the Patriots, Last Weekend???...Miami's Coming Off a Disappointing Loss Themselves, to Jacksonville, of All Teams...It'd Be Nice if N'Damakong Suh Started Resembling the Guy that Played in Detroit...When in Doubt, Go w/the HOME Team...

Denver @ Detroit - Denver Wins

Kansas City @ Green Bay - Fairly High Scoring Game, but just as they Showed Last Week vs. Denver, the Chiefs AREN'T Ready to Beat High Profile Teams in Nationally Televised Games...







REED:hammert:

 

Hayne the one bright spot of the season

 

Tyrod Taylor comes out of nowhere to beat the shit out of the young upstarts Andrew Luck and Ryan Tannehill

 

Good riddance to that scrubby hillbilly Jared allen

 

Reed, do you have to watch every game to write this review?:scratcher:

This reminds me of Panchy's weekly box office report.

David Carr of Oakland????? You mean Derek Carr?

 

David Carr to Riley cooper Is a deadly combo

 

REED Confused Derek Carr w/his Older Brother, David...




REED:hammert:

 

There is not a single more ill-prepared team in the NFL then the Dolphins as coached by Joe Philbin.

It honestly looks like the Dolphins find out at 8am that they have a game at 1pm. And then an hour later they get informed that it will actually be a football game.

And Philbin looks like the McDonalds manager that runs out of fries and says "Damn, who knew people would be ordering fries today."

 

Was it their last names that threw you?

 

Oba Carr's cousin

 

4 games into the season, the Dolphin's owner does what should have been done after last season.

And without Philbin coddling Ryan Tannehill, Tannehill will either progress quickly or be done as a starting QB in the NFL this season.

My guess is the later. The dude has no better feel for the game now than he did 2 years ago. He panics quickly, doesn't set to throw, can't find a hot read to save his life and has absolutely no idea about shifting protection.

 

the fabulous one had him tabbed as a top 10 guy

 

On the list of Miami's problems, Tannehill is nowhere near the top.

Glad to see Philbin gone. Hopefully Coyle and Lazor are next, and sooner rather than later.


TFK

 

"2nd Tier QB"....Uuuuh, No...





REED