BRING ME THE HEAD OF DARK MAGUS!!!

MODS NEEDS TO BAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR SPOILING ALL THE MAJOR PLOT REVELATIONS OF STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS IN THE STAR WARS THREAD WITHOUT ANY WARNING AND DAYS BEFORE THE DAMNED FILM OPENED WIDE! THIS IS AS BAD OR WORST THAN SPOILING THE RESULT OF AN ANTICIPATED FIGHT TO THOSE WHO HAVE NOT SEEING IT YET!!!

 

is in the Star wars The Force Awakens official trailer thread. He also started another thread I hate Star Wars Cunts spoiling more secrets. issed:

 

It's too late now. I already know the entire movie so I wont bother to go and watch it.

 

page 13 the first at the top

 

I only glanced at the first sentence and when I realized what was going on, stopped but while trying to scroll down still glance the last words whch is a spoiler of experience-ruining magnitude. issed:

 

Star Wars? Nerds...
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I think I am going to remove myself from the Movie forum for the next few days until I watch the movie. I hope I can still enjoy it regardless what I know now, but no surprises for me.

Dammit, even critics have been holding their reviews out of courtesy to fans and the last thing I expected was that some Fightbeat jerk will spill the beans with zero consideration.

 

why the insult? it could have happened to you too. It came out of nowhere with no warning.

 

Just like an Imperial TIE fighter attack!!

Panch and Sly - this is you in the first 20 seconds:

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:atu:

 

Incorrect. The I Hate Star Wars and all it's cunt-fans is fucking hilarious.
Sir Alec Genius who plays Oba Wank Enobi, telling with great delight how he utterly crushed a young Star Wars fan who'd watched it 100x. :goodnews:


I hope Panchy and Trinidad are as crushed today as that dumb-fuck kid was back then. :fist:

 

Spoiler Alert:


Luke and his sister finally bang in Part VII.

 

is this thread safe to read or is it riddled with spoilers? :dunno:

nevermind, i'll play it safe and not return to read the response

 

Panchy is a grown man acting like a fucking bitch-kid who didn't get all the toys he ordered on Christmas Day.
Sly is exactly the same: childhood issues probably, since glossed over by getting lost in far off fantasy space-age worlds. :doh:

Panchy posted LOADS of trailers in my original Star Wars thread with references like "Oh....another trailer! At this rate, the whole damn movie will be revealed"
:nono:

 

Excellent opener! Some containable laughter from myself at this point...

Potential checkmate situation!

Actually made me laugh for realz.

Ahhh...the rescue mission begins!

You just couldn't avert your eyes!! Like, magnets they were...drawn to the screen!!!

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At this point, I was literally beside myself - couldn't talk for laughing.

:mut:

 

:giggle:

 

"You can't win, Anthony...if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than ever before" :nono:

Shatner-sig!! Priceless! :atu:

 

Why are you calling me out? Wanna fight!!

 

btw...I was kidding when I said that the entire film is spoiled and I'm not going to see it. Just having a little fun.......geeeeez.

 

Magus, since Anthony backed off and Panchy claims he's not going to visit this thread again until he sees the movie, can you please spoil it for me here, since I'm probably going to be one of the few assholes who doesn't really care what happens to Chewie, or Luke, or Han Solo, or the black Stormtrooper?

 

Yeah...and that's the reason why you don't want to see it you motherfucking racist! ;)

 

Me too. Go ahead, I'm all eyes.