Miguel Cotto vs. Bernard Hopkins @ MW

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  1. Dog Jones

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    Instead of Tito, Hopkins gets Cotto. What happens?
     
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    Somebody else would be sucking on Mrs. Cotto's titties, cause she'd be a widow.
     
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    puerto rock WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    I have a feeling Cotto doesn't pay those titties their proper due attention.
     
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    "Miguel, fucking stop it!! I'm tired of you asking me to use this strap-on!! And why do you only get hard when I put this fake beard on???"
     
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    :lol:
     
  6. Destruction and Mayhem

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    word.

    He's too busy banging Xplosive's brother (I know your secret, Xplosive).
     
  7. Jesus of montreal

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    COtto probably wins the first 2-3 rounds, but get brutally koed afterwards.
     
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    not a chance. Hopkins dominates him for all three rounds the fight lasts.
     
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    cotto is faster, and more mobile. I think he could do the in and out game for a few rounds.
     
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    He's a midget compared with Hopkins...it's a Hearns-Duran type height difference. And..........................................he is neither faster or more mobile.
     
  11. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    forget it, I tought it was cotto against tito. Cotto doesnt win a second against HOpkins, but probably last till the middle-late rounds
     
  12. Xplosive

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    Cotto is WHAT????

    Have you even SEEN a prime Hopkins? Or have you been watching the old man Hopkins for too long?

    Hopkins in his physical prime was quicker, more athletic, and more fluid than stiff ass Cotto.

    This is a mismatch of epic proportions. Hopkins thrashes Cotto from the opening bell up until the point he knocks him out.
     
  13. Jesus of montreal

    Jesus of montreal WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    lol, you posted a bit too late. See above
     
  14. Xplosive

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    Ohhhhhh. Fair enough lol.

    I would agree with your Cotto-Tito prediction. Cotto does well for a few rounds, but once Tito gets warmed up, it gets violent for poor Miggy.
     
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    Prime Hopkins beats the dogshit out of him and knocks him out and then sticks his hideous grill in Melissa Cotto's impossible bosom and motorboats in celebration before joining her on her ridiculous, tacky float:

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