***SPOILERS****STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS official full trailer

I agree with a lot of this. Some of the bigger problems were in the execution: Dialogue and acting were dreadful. Take the same basic stories and improve those things and they would have been...ok.

But...the stories themselves left a great deal to be desired....and that's where they ultimately failed. Too many inconsistencies with the originals and too many unnecessary additions.

 

This is plain brilliant! :bears:

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Harrison Ford: you finally got your wish granted, motherfucker!!! :fist:

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Conan is such an odious clown. Anyway...SPOILER ALERT....

Han Dying was great. Can't wait for he sequel.

 

it was not great! (FUCK YOU DARK MAGUS!!!)issed:

it should have finished with Han & Leia staying together til the end of their old ages.

 

Han Solo was the best character in the new movie. It sucks that he won't be around for the next 2.

I'm still excited about the next 2. I wonder if Luke is going to kick ass again, or if he'll just be Rey's trainer.

 

What I mean is...Kylo Ren had to do something truly diabolical so that we love to hate him the way we loved to hate Darth Vader. Killing his father has established him as the ultimate villain of the new trilogy.

Hopefully the girl turns out to either be his sister, or more likely, his cousin (daughter of Luke). That would make things rather interesting going forward.

 

Kevin Smith was so pissed he wants Kylo Ren to be killed brutally by Chewbacca. ::

I hope Rey is either Luke's daughter or just a total stranger not related to Kylo (but PLEASE not a daughter of the FORCE!!!)

 

Nah..JJ Abrams wouldn't do that silly shit. Only George Lucas would think of something so asinine.

I also like the fact that the dark force wielder were not called "Darth" anything...the way George Lucas started to use that name as a title (the cunt). Ben Solo became Kylo Ren (not Darth Ren) and his boss is merely Supreme Leader Snoke and not some "Lord Darth Snoke" or some shit.

Plus,. correct me if I'm wrong, but there was no mention of "Sith" in this film. Lovely.

 

Did Harrison Ford have a stroke or something? He sounds pretty strokey there.


TFK

 

No it isn't. It's fucking lame.

This is brilliant:

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But Star Wanks fans won't like it because it pokes too much fun at the 'seriousness' of their beloved sacred fucking cow. :wack:

 

Kylo Ren is an interesting character. I think he is more like a teenager or 20 at best. Very immature like Anakin! He had too much trouble in the final fight. That new Emperor character said his training is almost complete too.

Rey- very beautiful face that drew me in and made me give a shit about her character. Solid actress.

Finn- finally some good humor. Boyega had chemistry with all of the other characters. Felt really genuine. The actor is doing kick ass things like surprisingly showing up at theaters.

Poe- I was down on this character going in to the movie because any other character would take time away from the Dark Side moment (which I look forward to most). I could care less about the flying scenes. That was my thinking going in but this dude played it fun and was entertaining. I'm looking forward to more in the next episode.

The plot- obviously they played it super safe. They knew what notes to hit and they did all of it very well. The death of Han is an excellent plot device to move the story forward. It was a meaningful death and should piss off everyone to start hating Ren. Luke being in hiding was used well in making the plot meaningful since they were looking for him. They didn't overdo it with the Skywalker family drama like the other films. This is a good way to move away from that in the long run.

 

Errr......what's that?

Did you say 'the death of Han'?? :scared:

 

That is not a spoiler anymore, asshole! :shit #2:

 

:kidcool:

 

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"Number 6: the guy who's always played C3PO....they did a documentary about the movie, behind the scenes...and he's a cunt"

 

I couldn't understand more than five words. Was he speaking in English?

 

Lame attempt to pretend you didn't know what he was on about...because it goes against your lame fanboyism for Star Wanks.

"C- Must try harder!!!"

 

I have a problem with accents the same way some people have problem with my accent and request someone who can speak English to talk to them. issed:

 

Cos you're Puerto Rican, right?

Well I teach Brazilian students English, and I have no problem understanding their PortuguEnglish. :dunno:

 

It was even better viewing the second time. The ending lightsaber battle was better than I thought it was.

 

Everybody that I talk to in person have no problems at all understanding me. It is with some rednecks on the phone who once they notice my accent, they say the can't understand a single word I say and demand to speak with someone who can speak English. Curiously once I get irritated and bark back at them, "I AM TALKING TO YOU IN ENGLISH!" is that then, that they understand me perfectly. ::

 

you are not alone. Some people are suggesting to reboot the prequels.

http://www.vox.com/2015/12/24/10660766/star-wars-franchise-reboot-the-prequels

 

HOLY MACARONI!! Except for the 'death' factor I made a pretty accurate prediction here! :bears:

 

They should leave the prequels alone. Whatever you think about them, they're out there and they're part of the Star Wars universe now. New Star Wars movies should focus on a new story, something we haven't seen before. That's why I'm excited about the next 2. :)

 

Disney bought the franchise for $4 billion. They will milk the Star Wars brand with yearly movies & tv series until people just get fed up. Then they will just have the merchandise and then...REBOOT PREQUELS!!!

 

Is Disney the reason why no one kissed in the new movie? Every potentially romantic scene ended in a hug.

I am excited about the next 2 movies. If they keep making them and they start to suck after a while, I'll complain about it. The Force Awakens was awesome. I think the next two will be as good or better.

 

Have people tired of Marvel movies yet? Absolutely not. Star Wars will be a yearly event and they will make BILLIONS.