2015-2016 NFL Thread

Fudge pack gettin curb stomped

Bears fuckin up their draft status

 

That's alright. Probably still be a QB with a bad attitude available to draft in middle of the 1st round.

 

Sports journalism has hit a new low. Now they're reporting on admittedly made up stories, just so they can have athletes refute fictional stories in multiple headline articles.

"Cam Newton Grows Babies Heads In His Basement For Nourishment" cites source close to Cam who admits he was just making a bad joke at an office party to an "Undercover" reporter.

"Cam Newton Denies Eating Babies Heads, Say He Prefers Broccoli - Should We Believe Him?"

 

I will not crown the Cards until Carson Palmer proves he can actually win a playoff game

 

jay clutchler has had a very solid year for the team and is widely respected among his team mates. he is a scholar and a leader. QB is at the bottom of the list of their needs. the guy has had 2 or 3 vagrants blocking for him and has been throwing to CFL guys for a lot of the season

 

stop spin doctoring for that roiding, choking hick

 

Broncos, Motherfucker!

Fifth consecutive trip to the playoffs.

The Bears will have yet another January off. In fact, about everyone who posts here is a fan of some shit team with no hope for the postseason.

 

It would amuse me if Osweiler lead the donks to a super bowl. Honestly I have nothing against their franchise aside from the choking hick.

 

The MVP Race Boils Down to These 3...

Cam Newton (14-1) - 3,544yds, 33 TD's, 10 INT's, 58.6%, 97% QB Rating, 626yds Rush, 8 TD's
Tom Brady (12-3) - 4,636yds, 36 TD's, 7 INT's, 64.7%, 103.1 QB Rating, 54yds Rush, 3 TD's
Carson Palmer (13-2) - 4,542yds, 34 TD's, 10 INT's 64.5%, 106.8 QB Rating, 24yds, 1 TD

It's Still Pretty Much Cam's to LOSE, in REED's Opinion, but Carolina had Better Go Ahead and WIN their Final Game, to Be on the Safe Side...




REED:hammert:

 

Chip Kelly canned

 

I've always been a huge fan of the team(s) that has a hope for the postseason.

 

Good Riddance...




REED:baa:

 

Final Weekend of a Wild Regular Season...


New England (12-3) - Remarkable Record Considering the Injuries the Patriots have Endured to Skill Position Players...The CLASS of the AFC...Hard to Imagine them NOT Advancing to the Super Bowl...

New York Jets (10-5) - Who Knew the Combination of Fitzpatrick - Marshall and Decker Would MESH Soooooo Well???...Need to Beat the Rex Ryan Led Buffalo Bills to Secure a Playoff Berth...

Buffalo Bills (7-8) - Typical Rex Ryan Season; More BARK than Bite...OVER Promised and UNDER Delivered...LeSean McCoy, Sammy Watkins, Tyrod Taylor, Percy Harvin???...This Team is Tooooooooooooo TALENTED to Not Make the Playoffs, yet they Won't...

Miami Dolphins (5-10) - OVERPAID for Talent that Simply FAILED to Pan Out, on Both Sides of the Ball...The Idea of Ryan Tannehill Being a "2nd Tier QB" is a (Crack) PIPE DREAM...


Cincinnati Bengals (11-4) - Just when it Looked Like the Bengals had Turned the Corner to Legitimacy, Andy Dalton Got HURT...He's Hoping to Return for the Playoffs, but it'd Be NICE if they Got a 1st Round Bye, to Buy Dalton MORE Time...

Pittsburgh Steelers (9-6) - MUST Win Today, to Advance to the Playoffs...Considering Cleveland is the Opponent, that's All but Given...Could've Clinched a Spot Last Week Too, but LOST to the Hapless Ravens...Would the REAL Pittsburgh Steelers Please Stand up???...

Baltimore Ravens (5-10) - As REED Types, this Team has 19 Players on Injured Reserve...Couldn't Find a Rhythm All Season Loooooooooooong, but they're Well Coached and Could Easily Revamp Things for Next Season...

Cleveland Browns (3-12) - Disarray is a Word that APTLY Describes this Franchise...Their BEST Players (Johnny Football and Josh Gordon) CAN'T Keep their Noses Clean, the Coaches Would Like to Part Ways w/those Players and Ownership is On the Verge of Parting Ways w/the Coaches...What a Mess...


Houston Texans (8-7) - 1 of the More IMPROBABLE Stories of the Year, Considering the Number of QB's and Injuries that have Struck this Team...It Helps To Be in a SHITTY Division, but J.J. Watt's Leadership Deserves Praise, for Raising this Team from the Ashes...Still Needs to WIN Today, to Lock Down the Division, and a Playoff Spot...

Indianapolis Colts (7-8) - As GREAT as Andrew Luck's Career had Been, Up to this Sesason, this 1 Year has Taken him BACK to Square 1...REED Can't Recall EVER Seeing a YOUNG, ESTABLISHED QB Drop Off Sooooooooooooo Dramatically...& Even Before Injuries Took him Off the Field, PISS POOR Play was the Theme...The Colts Still have an Outside Chance @ Making the Playoffs (Thanks to Hasselbeck), but the PRESSURE Will Be on Luck to Get his Career Back on Track...

Jacksonville Jaguars (5-10) - This Team has PROMISE...Blake Bortles Can Play and he Has Solid Weapons in Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns...REED Ain't Quite Sold on T.J. Yeldon Though...If the Jags Drafted a Young Workhorse Back, like Ohio State's Ezekiel Elliott or Alabama's Derrick Henry, they Could Find Themselves Playoff Bound...

Tennessee Titans (3-12) - In a "Battle" w/Cleveland for the #1 Pick in the 2016 NFL Draft...


Denver Broncos (11-4) - Will Peyton Manning Get his Job Back???...Will he Be a Denver Bronco Next Year???...Can Brock Osweiler Lead the Team to the Promised Land???...REED Likes what he's Seen in Osweiler, but DOUBTS Dude Can Lead the Team to a PLAYOFF Win in Foxboro, If/When it Comes Down to It...

Kansas City Chiefs (10-5) - Probably Andy Reid's FINEST Job of Coaching EVER...Give him the "Coach of the Year" Trophy NOW, Please...His Best Player, Jamaal Charles, is Lost for the Season, and the Team Rattles Off 9 CONSECUTIVE Wins???...Unbelievable...

Oakland Raiders (7-8) - If Derek Carr Continues to Show Improvement, he Really Could BECOME a "2nd Tier QB"...Amari Cooper and Michael Crabtree are as Dangerous as Any Wide Receiver Combo in the League...

San Diego Chargers (4-11) - COMPETITIVE in Most Games, but Incapable of WINNING Enough to Make a Difference...Melvin Gordon Did Next to NATHAN this Season...


Washington Redskins (8-7) - This Team Sucked LESS than the Other NFC East Squads, Thus Garnering the Division Title and a Playoff Spot...Kirk Cousins ISN'T a Bad QB, but REED Can't See Him Leading the Skins to a Playoff Victory Either...

Philadelphia Eagles (6-9) - Thought Sooooo Much of Chip Kelly's Work this Season, they Fired Him PRIOR to the Final Game of the Season...Not Only Did Kelly's GM Brilliance RUIN This Season, it's Likely Set Philly Back for the Next 2-3 Seasons...

New York Giants (6-9) - The Division was THEIRS for the Taking, but the Giants MASTERED the Art of Snatching DEFEAT from the Jaws of VICTORY...Looks like the Tom Coughlin Era is Coming to an End...

Dallas Cowboys (4-11) - Dez Bryant Broke his Foot in the Season Opener (& NEVER Fully Recovered the Rest of Way)...Tony Romo Broke his Clavicle the 2nd Game of the Season (& NEVER Fully Recovered the Rest of the Way)...This Team has 10-6/11-5 TALENT, but it Just Wasn't Meant to Be This Year...The ONLY Highlight is Darren McFadden Breaking the 1,000yd Barrier...An Understudy to Romo is an OBVIOUS Need, but REED Thinks Johnny Manziel OR RGIII are Better than Any QB's Coming Out of College This Year...

We Need Another PLAYMAKER, Be it a Running Back (Elliott Preferrably) or Receiver (Baylor's Corey Coleman Would Be a NICE Addition)...We're Gonna Need a Cornerback Too, Because Brandon Carr IS NOT Worth the 9mil he's Owed Next Season and Mo Claiborne is Entering Free Agency...Either Way, the Boys Need to Hit a HOME RUN w/their 2016 1st Round Pick...


Green Bay Packers (10-5) - Aaron Rodgers has Taken an AssWhipping this Season...He's STILL the Best in the League, for REED's Money, but the O-Line HAS to Protect him Better...The Packers have a HUGE Game vs. Minnesota Tonight, for the Division Title...

Minnesota Vikings (10-5) - The "Devaluing" of the RB Position Clearly DOESN'T Apply to Adrian Peterson...1,418yds Rushing, w/Tonight's Game Looming...

Detroit Lions (6-9) - It's Actually SAD to See Such a CAPABLE QB like Matt Stafford and Megatron (THE Best Receiver of his Era) Stuck on a GOING NOWHERE Franchise like This...Their Primes are LITERALLY Being WASTED...

Chicago Bears (6-9) - Other than Neil and Steve-Dave, Who Cares???...


Carolina Panthers (14-1) - Will Be Interesting to See How they Cope AFTER Losing their 1st Game of the Season...Cam NEEDS a Win Today to Lock Up the MVP Vote AND Homefield Advantage Throughout the NFC Playoffs...

Atlanta Falcons (8-7) - This Team Started Off 5-0, Yet the "Highlight" of their Season was Taking Carolina's "O" From Them...This Team CONTINUES to Underachieve...

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (6-9) - After a ROUGH Indoctrination, Jameis Winston Found a Groove and Produced a Pretty Decent Rookie Season...Nearly 4,000yds Passing and 22 TD's, w/One Left...

New Orleans Saints (6-9) - The Front Office Seems CONTENT w/the Teams Success from Several Years Ago, While Drew Brees and Sean Payton Seem to Want MORE...Somethings Gotta GIVE Here...


Arizona Cardinals (13-2) - No Team is STRENGTHENED by their Coaching to the Degree the Cardinals Are...No Team RALLIES Behind their Coach like the Cardinals Do...This Explains Why they Can Survive Injuries to Carson Palmer and/or Honey Badger, yet CONTINUE to Win...Still has an Outside Chance @ Homefield Throughout the NFC Playoffs...

Seattle Seahawks (9-6) - Based on STATS, Russell Wilson's ELEVATED his Game...Based on Stats, Seattle's Defense ISN'T What it Used to Be...For Seattle to Go to it's 3rd Straight Super Bowl, Wilson will HAVE to Be the Reason...

St. Louis Rams (7-8) - Strange Team...They BRING it vs. Good Teams, yet Shit their Pants Against Teams they SHOULD Beat...Todd Gurley Showed TONS of Potential, but Seemed to Gas Out Somewhat, Down the Stretch...

San Francisco 49'ers (4-11) - Be CAREFUL What You Wish For...The Front Office Couldn't Wait to Part Ways with Harbaugh, but the Moment he Left, Players Started Retiring Left and Right...Just 2 Seasons Ago, this Team was Coming Off a Super Bowl Appearance and a Close, Hard Fought Loss to Seattle in the NFC Championship Game...Now, they're on the Fast Track to NOfuckingWHERE...




REED

 

REED's new QB

 

Need tampon gay to upset the Panthers here. So that the bears will travel to new Orleans next season

 

Seattle Laying the SMACK Down on Arizona, in the 1st Half...This is the Type of Asswhipping that Could LINGER, Should they Meet in the Playoffs...



REED

 

Wilson has managed that game right off fox

 

Now that there's a real possibility the Broncos could choke against the Chargers the Chiefs would be wise to tank the Raider game RIGHT NOW in order to face Hoyer (a guy they killed already) vs. HOF QB Roethlisberger and get their first play-off win since Joe Montana

 

Never mind, Peyton Manning saved the day

 

Jeru the Manaja

 

That game was meant to be the night game on NBC but it was switched to afternoon.

 

Same AFC champions as last year EXCEPT the Texans replace the Colts as the South champion.

I don't remember shit about the NFC playoffs last year exccept for Green Bay blowing a sure win against Seattle in the conference championship.

Seems like it was the same teams that are in the playoffs this year.

 

Tomsula canned after one year, will go after Sean Payton

 

I was referring to fox switching to another game because they were destroying the retardinals

 

Three visiting teams go into the Wild Card round as the favorite. (Source: footballlocks.com out of Las Vegas)

Date & Time Favorite Line Underdog Total
1/9 4:35 ET Kansas City -3 At Houston 40.5
1/9 8:15 ET Pittsburgh -2.5 At Cincinnati 47
1/10 1:05 ET Seattle -6 At Minnesota 42.5
1/10 4:40 ET At Washington -1 Green Bay 46

 

WOW!!!....You Haven't Been Quite THIS Giddy Since GGG "Sold Out" MSG, via "Reasonably Priced" Tickets, and Set the Much Ballyhooed "Merchandising Record"...

Congrats!!!...





REED:bravo:

 

Jason Garrett retained

 

why would i be giddy, he doesnt play for the bears?

but i could sense bitterness in your team by team recap when you put quotation marks around the "STATS" that prove the game manager has elevated his game ::

 

REED hates Russell Wilson like I hate Rocky Rigondeuxce. It's a hate that's often hard to quench no matter how irrational it sometimes seems to be.