"Coolest" actors in history

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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Pretty self explanatory. Top 5 guys in history who simply commanded the screen with how fucking cool and charismic they are/were. Just made people say "Damn, that's a cool motherfucker!" I guess my top 5 would be:

    Jack
    Clint
    Denzel
    Connery
    Newman

    Basically, these guys are the ANTI Benedict Cumberfag and Eddie Redwoman.
     
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    This is a dangerous topic...because people will start accusing each other of being gay! lol

    Anyway, I'll bite

    Connery
    Eastwood
    Denzel
    Rock Hudson
    Shemar Moore
     
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    GTFOH!!!! No homo, Shemar Moore is a good looking fella, but he's not particularly cool. He also can't act for shit.

    Elba.... now THAT'S a cool motherfucker!
     
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    Nah...Shemar is supercool in Criminal Minds. He's one smooth motherfucker (no homo)!

    Elba, I agree.
     
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    Marlon Brando!
     
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    Moore is a wooden, emotionless, totally mediocre actor. The fact that women worship him is the ONLY reason he's on TV. So basically, he's the black Patrick Dempsey.
     
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    I dunno how I forgot Brando.

    Okay, add Brando in. He's tied with Paul Newman.
     
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    Liam Neeson has a good argument for making the list as well.
     
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    Sly just outed himself.

    Pathetically, I might add...
     
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    SLY you HOMO!!!! :gig:

    I admit Shemar is a handsome motherfucker..always has been..seat down with any female any race to watch a movie..as soon as that motherfucker comes on..."awwww...he's so fucking sexy" whatever bitches!!

    X is right if you have to pic this generation black...it's Elba...manly...can act....
     
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    Yeah, I dunno where the Shemar Moore statement came from. There's a REASON why Moore never became a movie star... he's not that talented, and he's not that charismatic. ALL he has is his looks.

    If Moore had the acting talent and charisma of Denzel, he'd have been a mega star.
     
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    It'd be great to look like Shemar Moore for a week
     
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    HOMO...


    YES it would....
     
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    I bet you'd blow me if I looked like him and called you "baby girl", faggot
     
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    HaHa!! Shemar Moore

    My wife would get all googly eyed over him when we used to watch "Criminal Minds", but what a shit character he played. Always baby talking with the fat blonde chick to show how "down to earth" he was.

    Fuckin' hell! :doh:
     
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    Morris Chestnut is slick as hell!
     
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    He's one of those guys that when he's in town all men need to be on watch and the first one that sees him has to alert the others so that they can hide away their women.
     
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    I'm secure enough in my sexuality to say Shemar Moore is a smooth cool handsome cat!
     
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    Steve McQueen
     
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    James Dean
    Humphrey Bogart
    Steve McQueen
    Marlon Brando (young version)
    Paul Newman
    James Cagney
    Bruce Lee
    Charles Bronson
     
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    Not a big star, but "Justified" era Timothy Olyphant is a pretty cool cat. My kid accuses me of having a man crush on him all the time. :lol:
     
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    Criminal Minds is a painful show to watch. Not a single likable character on the show.

    But the obvious answer to the question is....


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    TFK
     
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    My fiancee declared him to be the only reason to spend five minutes watching the show

    It's pulp TV for sure... it can be a guilty pleasure if you're bored though
     
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    :bears::giggle:

    "don't look at the genetic lottery winner"
     
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    Paul Newman was definitely a badass in numerous films

    Bruce Lee doesn't belong here... he was in like 2 silly movies and then died like a bitch from a stomach ache
     
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    Maverick called it.

    Women, Guns, Drinking, Racing, Cars, Bikes, Planes, Stunts, Style and at least five ATG movies:

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    Not even black-looking either - just goes out a lot and tans darker....
     
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    Yup.
    Lee was insanely jealous of McQueen from the day he met him to the day he died of a headache.

    McQueen had everything Lee wanted except a few Jeet Kune Do skills (that he taught, unsuccessfully to other Hollywood stars), 2.5% bodyfat (which is stupid anyway) and some high-pitched squawking ability.

    Lee could only look 'cool' and 'menacing' when in a movie, otherwise he just looks like every other Oriental geek trying to impress - Ridiculous:

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    If they'd ever have fought, Roper would've smashed Lee like a bitch like he did Bolo (and Bolo was much bigger than Lee):

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    Gerard Butler has charisma.
     
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