STAR WARS news, rumors and shit

STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII release date has been delayed by 7 months and will now will have its opening on December 15, 2017 instead of the original release date of May 26, 2017. This was due mainly to a last minute decision to re-write the screenplay which has brought a lot of speculation. The insiders states that there were two new female characters that were supposed to get a lot of screen time, but that the producers thought that they needed to devote more screen time to further develop the already established characters in "The Force Awakens". So these two new characters relevance and screen time will be sacrificed to spend more time with Rey, Finn & Poe. But then there are the rumors that in the face on the post debut furor the eventual backlash 'The Force Awakens' received as being a practical Xerox copy of 'A New Hope', Disney suits took a second look at Episode VIII's screenplay and deemed it 'too close' to 'Empire Strikes Back' AND 'A New Hope' and ordered a re-write. Rumors has it that Luke first trains Rey and later is killed by Kylo Ren but will return as a ghost; that there was going to be a Finn-Rey-Poe romantic triangle, that our heroes were travelling to Cloud City Bespin and meet Lando Calrissian and that the First Order would be so effective that would have the Resistance fleeing for their lives.

We will find out on December 2017

 

* Finn dies early on
* Luke Skywalker is heavily featured
* Chewbacca's final outing
* Darth Vader is NOT appearing at all in any form

 

How about Finn and Poe getting involved in a romantic affair ? ::

 

That would utterly destroy Sly....

 

The black man doesn't get to kiss the white woman. He gets to kiss the white man.

 

GLAAD approves your idea and wants you to submit it to Lucasfilm.

 

They are saving Darth Vader for 'Rogue One', THE selling point of THE most anticipated movie of 2016.

 

Rogue one is not the most anticipated film of 2016. Not by a long shot.

 

I am not making this up. Read this or do a google search:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2693237/ro...pated-movies-of-2016-what-else-made-the-list/

 

Panchy. ::

 

Since George Lucas isn't involved in this either, it'll probably be good. Darth Vader may actually act like Darth Vader this time....and not like some insipid immature faggot.

 

Not in the Rogue One timeline.

 

:: @ both 'most anticipated' and probably 'most disappointing'.
(Panchy and Sly - put your dicks away)

Who's in it? Anyone famous?
Who are the characters? Anyone we've heard of?
Who's directing?
Is Lawrence Kasdan involved?
Is John Williams' scoring?

I bet it's one of these 'Star-Wars-For-Today's-Generation-With-A-Representative-From-Every-Minority' and it'll be total shit, I assure you.

 

Academy Award nominee Felicity Jones, Academy Award Winner Forrest Whitaker, Mads Mikkelsen (Hannibal), Martial arts legend Donnie Yen, Mexican superstar Diego Luna, Riz Ahmed (Nightcrawler)...should I go on?

Mostly new characters, but Governor Grand Moff Tarkin (Peter Cushing via CGI) and Darth Vader will most likely be in it.

Gareth Edwards (Godzilla 2014)

No, he is not, but the writers pick the story from George Lucas original outline when he wrote the first Star Wars draft back in the 70s. So Lucas receives story credit.

It hasn't been disclosed yet who will be the composer.

Who cares what you think?

 

:: Whhhooooooooooooooooooooo????

Wow. So what?

Now you're just having a laugh.


Panchy, you're on thin-ice here, friend.

 

I am not feeding this troll anymore. hno:

 

You're just jealous.

 

:Chainsaw:

 

Donnie Yen blew it and posted pics of imperial helmets from 'Rogue One'. Disney immediately told him to remove them, he did, but too late.:crafty:

 

There is a new rumor that Ewan McGregor was called by J.J. Abrams not only to record the line he muters in 'The Force Awakens', but because he might return to the role of Obi Wan Kenobi in a future stand-alone film. Sans the cringe inducing Lucas dialogue, McGregor was one of the best things that came out of the prequels.

 

He was?


TFK

 

You have got to be kidding.

The only good thing to come out of the prequels was Darth Maul....honorable mention to Qui Gon. Apart from that I'd rather forget they existed.

 

F Star Wars. After that last overrated crap film I'll wait and see what the trailer looks like for the sequel and base my decision whether to see it or not on that. Either way I won't be anticipating it whatsoever.

 

There is a rumor that Han Solo's ghost will have steaming buttsex with Obi Wan Kenobi's ghost in the next episode.

 

That's not funny

 

'Use some force, Han.'

Upon Han SEEing that auld Ben has loadsae hanging grapes (piles) surroonding his bumhole:

'These aren't the haemmoroids you're looking for.'