Bruno is BACK! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sp...tml?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490 I say Bonkers' first opponent should be anyone who can punch like, real fast and hard. :goodnews:
Why not? If he passes on medical grounds. No-one ever said you had to be sane to box....in fact, most people would say boxing's a sport fr....etc, etc He told This Morning: ‘I've been in the gym all the time, that's why I want to come back into boxing. I'm going back into boxing as well.’ Presenter Phillip Schofield asked if it was a good idea and Bruno responded: ‘I haven't got a choice. I train everyday.’ He added: 'I can't sit down and let these so-called promoters say Anthony Joshua can knock me out in two rounds when I'm not even dead.' Bruno went on to make out-of-context references to the late Terry Wogan and the Teletubbies, as well as insisting he should be allowed to meet David Cameron to discuss mental health issues. Put this man in with Joshua and/or Wilder...immediately!!! :fist:
hahahaha! Joshua/Wilder will be saying this in the post fight interviews after the events of the 2nd round: "If he dies...he dies"
Heeyyyyyyy, Sly.....I've just had a classic Magus Brainstorm! What other famous heavyweight boxer is making a comeback...and is also batshit crazy? Come on, tell me, you know you know.... :stir:
Bruno is from 80s and thus advanced species and thus he should be able to dominate this era even being slightly past his prime
Fucking hell, Frank: "Years ago they never had the medications, the drugs and the side effects, they did it the old Roman way, the mineral health farm way with massage and meditation, all different things. Now they’re filling up people with drugs and making them zombies. It’s like the Michael Jackson video Thriller when they come out of the graves. They’re the biggest drug dealers in the world, the government, it’s terrible." "God rest his soul Terry Wogan, very, very diamond special guy but I can’t sit down and let these so called promoters say their guy would beat me in two rounds. I’m not going to let them mug me off" "At Christmas time, people eat a lot and they want to get themselves together and look half decent and not look like they’re pregnant or a Teletubby. But if you’re a Teletubby, as long as you're happy that's one of the most important things. You can’t really say that skinny is a new thing, I like curvy. I’m not disrespecting the Teletubbies. Chill out." "Can I just say hello to Phil and Frankie Sims from Palms Holiday Camp where I bought a caravan. They look after me very well and treat me like kings." :notallthere: :tick:
That's why he such a dangerous opponent for any heavyweight today: Unpredictablity. And having heard this, I'm sure Tyson Fury will be interested in talking to Phil & Frankie Sims about caravans...
