1. First trailer:

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  2. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    Excellent!!!! Back to Matt Damon....:Stewie:
     
  3. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    I have never seen any of these bourne movies. that fag damon could never convince me he is a bad ass.
     
  4. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran


    Then you should...cause he's a convincing bad ass...he would slap Bond around..bend him over a table and fuck him in the ass in a non-gay way...:popcorn:
     
  5. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    yeah but ethan hunt would fuck him up.
     
  6. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran


    Ethan little midget ass would get slapped around...and left crying in a corner....he would need the big negro..and that whiney little irish/scottish fag to help him even then Bourne would fuck all their lives up...
     
  7. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    This guy? Nah.


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  8. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

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    :eek: You must be kidding. The Bourne movies redefined the spy genre and action films in general.
     
  9. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Bull fucking shit. Nothing but action movies disguised as spy movies. Mission impossible redefined spy movies.
     
  10. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    :l1: suuuuure!! Any Mission Impossible plot can have jokes and is another Austin Powers movie. The Bourne trilogy brought REALISM to the genre, intense on the edge of your seat action and innovative camerawork with believable characters in political espionage, where the villain is the system, not a particular individual.
     
  11. ILLUMINATI

    ILLUMINATI Roberto Duran

    Spy movie?? :eek:
     
  12. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Don't think of Bond, okay? Political Espionage.
     
  13. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    You mean sped up camera work with cut scenes in highly edited bight scenes? Please. I have all the garbage. Pussy boy Matt Damon and his stunt doubles ain't doing shit. Is he even a spy?
     
  14. ArturoGatti

    ArturoGatti WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    perfect male physique in the first pic, imho.
     
  15. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Maybe a 14 year old male
     
  16. The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy were pretty good...I wasn't too bothered about The Bourne Ultimatum.

    This new clip looks like they've 'Fast-n-Furious'd' it up for today's audiences. :bs:
     
  17. Joe King

    Joe King WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

    I've never heard of anyone shitting on the Bourne series before. It's awesome.
     
  18. You're missing out. The Bourne films are excellent.
     
  19. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Dewd looks like Bruce lee or michaelangelo's david
     
  20. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Yup and for that role in that pic he lost weight to look like the character.
     
  21. Panchyprsss

    Panchyprsss Clogg's LORD PROTECTOR

    Anthony's beef with Matt Damon in an action role reminds me of many people's beef with Bruce Willis when he did 'Die Hard': many people just plain refused to watch the film just because he was that tv comedian from 'Moonlightning' and couldn't swallow that he could be believable in an action film. :palm:
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2016
  22. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King

    Anthony doesn't like Damon because of politics, which is a little bit disappointing to me. Anthony usually keeps that stuff out of his movie criticism.

    That said, I liked the first Bourne movie, thought the 2nd was a bit janky and haven't seen any of the others. I don't have much patience for franchise movies in general.
     
  23. Bourne films are good...but truthfully the Mission Impossible franchise is more entertaining.
     
  24. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    It's true, i dont like Damon because of Politics, but i still like some of damon's movies. Talented Mr. Ripley is one of my favorite movies of all time. And Damon was incredible. I also liked Damon in True Grit and Interstellar and thought he was good in The Martian. Also, I was a fan of his in Departed, The Good Sheppard, Rounders, Saving Private Ryan & Contagion.
     
  25. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    This guy is like 5 inches taller than bruce and probably weighed the same. The point of that scene was how pasty and pathetic he looked.
     
  26. Nobleart

    Nobleart Narwhal King


    I've caught pieces of The Departed several times lately. What a slimy prick he was. I wanted to rip the top of his head off like a can of Coke myself. :lol:
     
  27. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    The original is great too.
     
  28. Hut*Hut

    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

    Well he's definitely pastier than all the Sicilian looking dudes around him. His physique looks more manny pacquiao than woody Allen in that pic tho
     
  29. Anthony

    Anthony Admin Staff Member

    Manny is stocky for his height. Damon just look like a string bean with no body fat.
     
  30. Jimmy

    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

    Bourne > Bond
     

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