Smoking Bertrand Cooper Accepts Your Challenge.................

This whole thread is a classic but this post is basically perfection

 

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AgREED. Laughed solidly for five minues at that one. Ol' Slice in top form, there.

MTF ::

 

His whole description was vivid and the Dyer "quote" was exactly the type of shit he says ::

 

:::lo:

Still so true and funny, on all levels.

Especially that cunt "looking on" gormless as a wet Tuesday........in total awe.

 

I noticed that this thread had resurfaced and could not even remember what I had posted..............so I clicked, started reading, got as far as Slices post and started laughing out loud.

I still haven't got to the final post, which is where I had been headed before Slices onomatopoeic genius leaped out from the digital ether, portraying perfectly as it did the image of some obese never-was, windmilling into a cheap generic punchbag hanging from some old tree as idiot boy Dyer look on in slack-jawed awe at the spectacle as same, following as it does hard on the heels of some epic, weapons-grade hard-talk from the now gassing windmiller whom the camera rapidly pans away from as his Sports Direct trackies start to slide down his arse as he gasps and thrashes like a beached fish.

 

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MTF

 

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury................Exhibit A.

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Exhibit B

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:: Exactly... Slice fucking nailed it, as did yourself

 

Slice is but my son. My eager acolyte, my game understudy, my grasshopper,as it were. :nono: ::

 

What I don't get is that we are in here messageboard fellating the sonofabitch and that saucy bollocks is nowhere to be found

 

He's in the east end right now. He loves his work.

 

Dear Boss

 

Slice is down on whores.

 

Indeed

 

Slice was on Union business last night. I can vouch for him.

 

:: :: I didn't see any of this, cheers lads :bears:

Dyer is so easy to rip the piss out of when you have shit like this knocking around:

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"I've never seen no stars before..." ::

 

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Facking broadsheet cants!

 

"1976, Taxi Driver comes out, got cunted" :laughing:

 

:l2:

 

I'll pipe up, it was facking Loaded...facking, facking slags.

MTF ::::::

 

"The Godfather? Facking load of bollox. Takes about free 'ours to get going."

I'm fucking doubled up here mind.

MTF ::::

 

Yeah,the put down of The Godfather was brilliant..............brilliantly bad. Only an utter gee-bag would put that film down whilst touting his own shit.

 

It's the greatest 5-6 minutes of unintentional comedy ever, absolutely zero self-awareness. "When they're doing retrospectives on your life Danny..." :laughing:

 

"Well the bottom line is for me, the difference between this film and the other films, this film is abaht sumfing, it's abaht sumfing, this is a film that's abaht sumfing, it;s abaht....................it's a comment on our society "

 

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"This has a fackin'...a fackin'...a fackin' story, innit? That's what cants don't facking get'.

MTF ::

 

If they were trolling it would be forgivable. Hilariously forgivable.

But...........they are deadly serious. ::