Online Petition launched to 'Stop Disney from paying critics'

This is the funniest online petition ever :: but these nerds really believe the conspiracy theory!

http://www.denofgeek.com/uk/movies/...n-launched-to-stop-disney-from-paying-critics

 

Fact is: Captain America Civil War was a far superior film to Batman vs Superman by any objective measure. DC fans (which are the ones I'm assuming are petitioning) need to suck it up.

 

I love the fact that they even mentioned 'Deadpool's positive reviews as an example that since it wasn't so close to the release of the Disney film (Civil War) 'they didn't bother with it'. No, no, you morons, 'Deadpool' got better reviews because it was a freaking awesome fun movie and 'BvS' got bad reviews because it wasn't nearly that good.

 

BvS was 1000x better than Star Wars TFA. Yet, TFA was praised by critics. Go figure.

 

BvSOJ was mediocre at best. Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a million times more watchable (and fun!) than that WB/DC film. Shut up and sign the darn online petition! :fist:

 

This I actually agree with.

 

Star Wars is a dumbass franchise in general.

 

Do these Change.org petitions ever lead to anything anyways?

I actually signed one of them a week ago or so to try and save the job of a local ACO Officer, but deep down inside I have a hard time believing it will do any good.

 

I signed an online petition asking the US government to deport back to Canada that little cunt Justin Beiber and after more than 1 million signatures...nothing happened.

This petition asking Disney to stop paying critics has a current total of 456 signatures :: which means there are not THAT many delusional nerds out there as we thought!

 

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:kick: :ant:

 

:: I was reading the comments on this petition at change.org and I realize that in order to make comments you need to sign the petition and many people that signed are just mocking and trolling the ones who are serious about it.

I love one of those comments:

For Martha.
Ben Affleck, Lake Lynn, PA

:laughing:

 

are you just stuck in your teenage goth phase or something? a movie's being "darker" does not automatically make it better.